Battles SLINGER vs wasp
RULES
No cursing (please just don't, its not that hard) self harm connentations, use of inappropriate words or phrases, racial based slurs, etc.
Max of 40 lines
THIS BATTLE IS OVER
wasp won this battle!
2 ROUNDS
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Battle on April 20 2025
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- (try to hit me down but then I bounce back) *bounce back* (yeah)
- ('tryna hit me down, 'tryna knock me out) try to hit me down but then
- I bounce back, you know that's all cap, baby I'm all fact, why you 'tryna knock
- me down, you know I'll bounce back, I got a play button in-case I backtrack,
- all these chameleons, keep 'tryna fade into black, hide in the cracks,
- and not coming back, community bond, hands on my back, hallucinating,
- (no imma skip that) I roll like I'm James with a Bond I hold tightly, don't accuse
- me of nothing, unlikely, I hope this is a phase, I get in the way, screaming in
- my cage, unable to escape this prison I created, got my name bold on the front
- page, searching for some answers because questions tend to run 'way, back
- with a bat, round on the cap, so many smarts that I lack, die, fight or flight,
- catch me popping wheelies in the back, all my homies with me, (Whoo)
- I'm just 'tryna blend in, stuck in chameleon skin, 16 is so icy, scared of
- what I see, all my friends say I'm the leader but I don't know what I lead,
- got so many problems, hopefully I'm outta sight, only four dollars in my hand
- but I still gotta book my flight, (sigh) its so interesting how
- we live this life, the sun on my skin, ultraviolet lights, everything that's wrong
- and their saying it's right, nocturnal, stuck up, but I got God on my side!
- (I got Jesus, gives me reasons) to keep staying alive!....
- why you 'tryna knock
- me down, you know I'll bounce back, I got a play button in-case I backtrack,
- all these chameleons, keep 'tryna fade into black, hide in the cracks,
- and not coming back, community bond, hands on my back, hallucinating,
- (no imma skip that) I roll like I'm James with a Bond I hold tightly, don't accuse
- me of nothing, unlikely....
DEFENDER'S RAP
- Once upon a spandex dream slinger swung in, bootleg Stark tech stitched with lies
- claim web-fluid but his streams dry, sticky fingers stuck in Marvel tryout lines
- i Arachknight the verse, silkworm bars weave coffins for cosplay rhymers
- this aint Friendly Neighborhood, this Earth-666, where fakes get unwritten like comic misprint
- slinger? ,ore like Tingle peter Parker if he failed the radioactive IQ test
- you Venom lite, black goo drip but no teeth, just toothpaste ad grin flex
- i Carnage this track, red ink splatter pages, editors cut you out the script daily
- you spandex stain, stretched over dad bod like a bad McFarlane variant
- your web shooters jam, stutter bars like Tobey cryin' in the rain cuz Aunt May hate it
- i Kingpin this rap, crime lord flow, break your knees then buy the hospital to charge you pain
- you black Suit wannabe, found in a bargain bin next to Howard the Duck DVDs
- i Knull this game, god of symbiotes, your flow gets absorbed then digested weakly
- you Spider-Ham rapper, pork rind bars, oink when you flop in the pig pen freestyle
- across the spider-verse? nah, across my sneaker, bug splat on a Jordan logo
- your multiverse of madness, just one bad take recycled in every dimension slow-mo
- i Madame Web your fate, see your career death in 4K Dolby Vision hate
- ben Reilly clones dumpster dived in a DC backlot
- you Miles Morales if he never got bit, just hung around Brooklyn yellin' 'I could do that shit!'
- I Spider-Gwen your girl, she call me Earth-1610 while you Earth- trash can
- no Way Home? correct, your streams got Raimi danced into oblivion
- you sinister six weak, Doc Ock arms with no brain, just AI ghostwritten pain
- I Superior Spider, Otto flow, you just the guy he erased from his own frame
- spider-Sense tinglin', warning you this diss got no post-credits scene
- just variant covers of your L, drawn by Rob Liefeld with no feet mean
- I editorial madness, retcon your existence like 'One More Day' teen
- you Ultimate disappointment, like Peter died and they brought back a worse script baby
- i Spider verse finale, every version of you gets web yanked into a sun lazy
- your great power? None, great responsibility? Avoided like child support payments