Battles  Neku vs 1stix

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Battle on April 17 2025

CHALLENGER'S RAP

  • Okay times up you need to pipe it down,
  • Stix know the game and I'm pressure at it,
  • I'm strong arming these mumble rappers,
  • If you're set tripping I'll throw you off the atlas.
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  • I've been on the map and win like it's automatic,
  • My bars ripping apart all these lame starter jackets,
  • There is more to rap and I was born to have it,
  • No gun bar shortcuts or you know what happens.
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  • I swerve at crowds you better warn the masses,
  • Kid I'll run you down all while I inhale my brandy,
  • Coming against me? Dumbass you won't know what happened,
  • My flow is like having an open cabin on an airline during an ocean landing.
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  • And I've been cold at rapping since before you learned to stroke the dragon,
  • So it's over faggot you sucking dicks while I'm blowing windows,
  • I'm flooding in drowning buckled up mumble rappers, I'm pressure
  • Get it? Malaysia Airlines nobody gonna find your ass, I'm pressure.
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  • This kid really came at me after telling his squad "I got this",
  • Fuck it I'll watch it, even go and get a pair of binoculars.
  • Chloroform you with your own headscarf, I don't give a fuck, beat you so hard your jaw locks
  • See your mom a bad bitch, I catcall, got black lungs and a black heart.
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  • You clowns been throwing shots, can tell you don't rap a lot,
  • but kid, see the issue is you can't tame-this-giant,
  • Ninja, please, you ain't me, I don't really see any kind of com-pet-ition,
  • If anything, I just laugh at you bitches, your shots are coming up short like Asian dick sizes.
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  • You really think all them shit lunchtime ciphers make you the GOAT, Stix?
  • Last time I responded thought you'd duck out like I had the cameras on.
  • I'm stressed out don't add it on, I'll drop the mic, but you'll have it wrong.
  • You try again and I'll meet you at your home. I've been doing this since before you even had a song.
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  • You came in beating on your chest like King Kong,
  • I'm running this shit like Kim Jong.
  • Hitting your stupid ass like I'm volleying a ping pong,
  • now they're watching you get fucked like that Silent Hill nurse through the keyhole, ninja.
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  • You get that? Piss me off again I swear you'll get in-person kendo chopped,
  • you don't mess with a true bitch, you fuck around and get mollywopped.
  • You ain't a player you just duck a lot, so mediocre with your last rap,
  • what's it's name? Shit, I forgot. But fuck around and I'll send you to the body shop.

DEFENDER'S RAP

  • You keep mentioning mumble rap,
  • It sounds like an obsession.
  • Got under your skin,
  • Saw the buttons and I pressed em.
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  • Wish we could've talked it out,
  • But you cannot hear.
  • 'Cause if I ever said a word,
  • It'd go in and out the other ear.
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  • I really do be positive, but you came at me,
  • 4'2 little ass puppet from sesame street.
  • Saying I'll get molly whooped, okay I see,
  • Last thing you'll remember is this hand on your face,
  • Call me Chris Breezy.
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  • Like you call yourself a "true bad bitch",
  • I don't see her anywhere.
  • Only bitch I see is the one that sucks dick
  • in her underwear.
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  • Honestly this all new to me,
  • The rap battles and the disses.
  • Girl, stop playing,
  • Go in the kitchen and wash them dishes.
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  • You really aint running shit like you said,
  • You aint no Kim Jung.
  • Look, I like having fun, but
  • This feels like a grandma rap
  • Battling her grandson.

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