Battles Neku vs 1stix
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Battle on April 17 2025
CHALLENGER'S RAP
- Okay times up you need to pipe it down,
- Stix know the game and I'm pressure at it,
- I'm strong arming these mumble rappers,
- If you're set tripping I'll throw you off the atlas.
- I've been on the map and win like it's automatic,
- My bars ripping apart all these lame starter jackets,
- There is more to rap and I was born to have it,
- No gun bar shortcuts or you know what happens.
- I swerve at crowds you better warn the masses,
- Kid I'll run you down all while I inhale my brandy,
- Coming against me? Dumbass you won't know what happened,
- My flow is like having an open cabin on an airline during an ocean landing.
- And I've been cold at rapping since before you learned to stroke the dragon,
- So it's over faggot you sucking dicks while I'm blowing windows,
- I'm flooding in drowning buckled up mumble rappers, I'm pressure
- Get it? Malaysia Airlines nobody gonna find your ass, I'm pressure.
- This kid really came at me after telling his squad "I got this",
- Fuck it I'll watch it, even go and get a pair of binoculars.
- Chloroform you with your own headscarf, I don't give a fuck, beat you so hard your jaw locks
- See your mom a bad bitch, I catcall, got black lungs and a black heart.
- You clowns been throwing shots, can tell you don't rap a lot,
- but kid, see the issue is you can't tame-this-giant,
- Ninja, please, you ain't me, I don't really see any kind of com-pet-ition,
- If anything, I just laugh at you bitches, your shots are coming up short like Asian dick sizes.
- You really think all them shit lunchtime ciphers make you the GOAT, Stix?
- Last time I responded thought you'd duck out like I had the cameras on.
- I'm stressed out don't add it on, I'll drop the mic, but you'll have it wrong.
- You try again and I'll meet you at your home. I've been doing this since before you even had a song.
- You came in beating on your chest like King Kong,
- I'm running this shit like Kim Jong.
- Hitting your stupid ass like I'm volleying a ping pong,
- now they're watching you get fucked like that Silent Hill nurse through the keyhole, ninja.
- You get that? Piss me off again I swear you'll get in-person kendo chopped,
- you don't mess with a true bitch, you fuck around and get mollywopped.
- You ain't a player you just duck a lot, so mediocre with your last rap,
- what's it's name? Shit, I forgot. But fuck around and I'll send you to the body shop.
DEFENDER'S RAP
- You keep mentioning mumble rap,
- It sounds like an obsession.
- Got under your skin,
- Saw the buttons and I pressed em.
- Wish we could've talked it out,
- But you cannot hear.
- 'Cause if I ever said a word,
- It'd go in and out the other ear.
- I really do be positive, but you came at me,
- 4'2 little ass puppet from sesame street.
- Saying I'll get molly whooped, okay I see,
- Last thing you'll remember is this hand on your face,
- Call me Chris Breezy.
- Like you call yourself a "true bad bitch",
- I don't see her anywhere.
- Only bitch I see is the one that sucks dick
- in her underwear.
- Honestly this all new to me,
- The rap battles and the disses.
- Girl, stop playing,
- Go in the kitchen and wash them dishes.
- You really aint running shit like you said,
- You aint no Kim Jung.
- Look, I like having fun, but
- This feels like a grandma rap
- Battling her grandson.