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The real slim shady by Eminem

  1. "The Real Slim Shady"
  2.  
  3. [Eminem]
  4. May I have your attention please?
  5. May I have your attention please?
  6. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  7. I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  8. We're gonna have a problem here..
  9.  
  10. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
  11. Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
  12. And started whooping her ass worse than before
  13. They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
  14. It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
  15. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
  16. And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
  17. Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha ha!)
  18. Feminist women love Eminem
  19. [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
  20. "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
  21. Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
  22. Flipping the you know who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
  23. Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
  24. But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
  25. Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
  26. But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
  27. "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
  28. And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
  29. And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
  30. And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
  31. Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
  32. By the time they hit fourth grade
  33. They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
  34. "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
  35. Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
  36. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
  37. Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
  38. [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
  39. Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
  40.  
  41. [Chorus –Eminem (repeat 2x):]
  42. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
  43. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  44. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
  45. Please stand up, please stand up?
  46.  
  47. [Eminem]
  48. Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;
  49. Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
  50. You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
  51. Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
  52. "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
  53. Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
  54. So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
  55. Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
  56. So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
  57. And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
  58. Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
  59. "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee!"
  60. I should download her audio on MP3
  61. And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
  62. I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
  63. So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
  64. And there's a million of us just like me
  65. Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
  66. Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
  67. It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
  68.  
  69. [Chorus]
  70.  
  71. [Eminem]
  72. I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
  73. Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
  74. The only difference is I got the balls to say it
  75. In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
  76. I just get on the mic and spit it
  77. And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
  78. Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
  79. Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
  80. It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
  81. I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
  82. Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
  83. And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
  84. And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
  85. He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
  86. [*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, circling
  87. Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
  88. With his windows down and his system up
  89. So, will the real Shady please stand up?
  90. And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
  91. And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
  92. And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
  93.  
  94. [Chorus 4X]
  95.  
  96. [Eminem]
  97. Ha ha
  98. Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
  99. Fuck it, let's all stand up

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