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Christmas Rap

  1. Santa I'm here for some banta.
  2. You need to drink some fanta.
  3. Here come shady
  4. oh god he's raidin the North Pole.
  5. Hey looks like he's on a roll.
  6.  
  7. Santa Claus why did ya pause
  8. are ya waitin for the applause
  9. no thanks or Raws from ya fans
  10. aww have I already ruined your plans
  11. oh you left them at your nans.
  12. Look at these trans.
  13. It's pretty much Christmas.
  14. Make a wish miss.
  15. Kiss this, an you may get a surprise
  16. looks like I'm on the rise
  17. with my own demise.
  18. Conceding on Fifa like
  19. omg he actually tries.
  20. His hardest with lard
  21. this is hardest
  22. now who want to be the witness
  23. of this fitness murder scene
  24. I've been seen fleein with
  25. the dead guys ties and lies.
  26. When these kids cries,
  27. you know I shot Santa and
  28. drank a bottle of fanta...
  29.  
  30. Santa I'm here for some banta.
  31. You need to drink some fanta.
  32. Here come shady
  33. oh god he's raidin the North Pole.
  34. Hey looks like he's on a roll.
  35.  
  36. Ok Santa. You little wanka.
  37. You wanna ranta bout me
  38. I'll shoot you in the head then flee.
  39. But it's jut me.
  40. I'm white don't have to flee.
  41. Police don't believe that I did it.
  42. Plus this wit could save ma life
  43. so hurry up and get ma knife.
  44. Back on track.
  45. Oh do you really hate Mr Mack.
  46. Bald headed prick.
  47. All he do is lick on a dick.
  48. You wanna see a trick."bang".
  49. Your present for this time of year.
  50. It's finally here.
  51. My words are like actual weaponry.
  52. You gonna step to me.
  53. Didn't think so. You think slow.
  54. That mean you couldn't rap.
  55. So go take another nap
  56. cause your shit is boring.
  57. Even Santa Claus is snoring.
  58. Room full of elves
  59. they sleep on shelves.
  60.  
  61. Santa I'm here for some banta.
  62. You need to drink some fanta.
  63. Here come shady
  64. oh god he's raidin the North Pole.
  65. Hey looks like he's on a roll.
  66.  
  67. Ok I think it's time to end.
  68. You want to borrow rap from me
  69. but I don't lend.
  70. Santa this is goodbye my friend.
  71. Don't need no therapist
  72. cause I'm a terrorist in rap
  73. and you just walked into my trap.
  74. Don't sit there and fap.
  75. Come on at least try and rap.
  76. Santa locked down in eminems
  77. basement. With a present(prasent).
  78. I think we need another replacement.
  79. They won't notice or retrace
  80. that final step. Even after they slept,
  81. won't ever figure it out,
  82. even if he shout. Another crazy loon,
  83. here comes the moon,
  84. now I guess it's noon.
  85. There's no more banta.
  86. Throw away the fanta.
  87. Bring out the the strongbow.
  88. After a long flow.

Lyrics added by IvanSchultz

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