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the real slim shady

  1. May I have your attention, please?
  2. May I have your attention, please?
  3. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  4. I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  5. We're gonna have a problem here
  6. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
  7. Jaws all on the floor like Pam like Tommy just burst in the door
  8. And started whoopin' her ass worse than before
  9. They first were divorced, throwin' her over furniture (ah)
  10. It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
  11. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
  12. And Dr. Dre said, nothing, you idiots
  13. Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement (ha ha)
  14. Feminist women love Eminem
  15. "Chicka, chicka, chicka, Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
  16. Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you know what
  17. Flippin' the you know who"
  18. "Yeah, but he's so cute though"
  19. Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
  20. But no worse than what's goin' on in your parents' bedrooms
  21. Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just let loose
  22. But can't, but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
  23. "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
  24. And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
  25. And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
  26. And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
  27. Of course they're gonna know what intercourse is
  28. By the time they hit fourth grade
  29. They've got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
  30. We ain't nothin' but mammals, well, some of us, cannibals
  31. Who cut other people open like cantaloupes
  32. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
  33. Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
  34. But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
  35. Women, wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus, and it goes
  36. I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  37. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  38. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  39. Please stand up, please stand up?
  40. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  41. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  42. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  43. Please stand up, please stand up?
  44. Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
  45. Well, I do, so fuck him and fuck you too
  46. You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
  47. Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
  48. "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
  49. Why, so you guys could just lie to get me here?
  50. So you can sit me here next to Britney Spears?
  51. Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
  52. So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
  53. And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
  54. Little bitch put me on blast on MTV
  55. "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee"
  56. I should download her audio on MP3
  57. And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD (ah)
  58. I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups
  59. All you do is annoy me, so I have been sent here to destroy you
  60. And there's a million of us just like me
  61. Who cuss like me, who just don't give a fuck like me
  62. Who dress like me, walk, talk and act like me
  63. And just might be the next best thing, but not quite me
  64. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  65. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  66. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  67. Please stand up, please stand up?
  68. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  69. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  70. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  71. Please stand up, please stand up?
  72. I'm like a head trip to listen to, 'cause I'm only givin' you
  73. Things you joke about with your friends inside your livin' room
  74. The only difference is I got the balls to say it in front of y'all
  75. And I don't gotta be false or sugarcoat it at all
  76. I just get on the mic and spit it
  77. And whether you like to admit it, I just shit it
  78. Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
  79. Then you wonder, "how can
  80. Kids eat up these albums like Valiums?"
  81. It's funny, 'cause at the rate I'm going, when I'm thirty
  82. I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
  83. Pinching nurse's asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
  84. And I'm jerking, but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
  85. And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
  86. He could be working at Burger King, spittin' on your onion rings
  87. Or in the parking lot, circling, screaming, "I don't give a fuck"
  88. With his windows down and his system up
  89. So will the real Shady please stand up
  90. And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
  91. And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
  92. And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
  93. I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  94. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  95. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  96. Please stand up, please stand up?
  97. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  98. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  99. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  100. Please stand up, please stand up?
  101. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  102. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  103. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  104. Please stand up, please stand up?
  105. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes, I'm the real Shady
  106. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  107. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  108. Please stand up, please stand up?
  109. Ha ha, I guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
  110. Fuck it, let's all stand up

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