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The Real Slim Shady

  1. May I have your attention please?
  2. May I have your attention please?
  3. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  4. I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  5. We're gonna have a problem here
  6.  
  7. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
  8. Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
  9. And started whooping her ass worse than before
  10. They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
  11. It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
  12. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
  13. And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
  14. Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha ha!)
  15. Feminist women love Eminem
  16. [*Vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
  17. "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
  18. Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
  19. Flipping the you know who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
  20. Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
  21. But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
  22. Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
  23. But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
  24. "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
  25. And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
  26. And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
  27. And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
  28. Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
  29. By the time they hit fourth grade
  30. They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
  31. "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
  32. Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [*slurp*]
  33. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
  34. Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
  35. [*ewww!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
  36. Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
  37.  
  38. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
  39. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  40. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  41. Please stand up, please stand up?
  42.  
  43. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
  44. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  45. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  46. Please stand up, please stand up?
  47.  
  48. Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records
  49. Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
  50. You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
  51. Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
  52. "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
  53. Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
  54. So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
  55. Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
  56. So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
  57. And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
  58. Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
  59. "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee!"
  60. I should download her audio on MP3
  61. And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD
  62. I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
  63. So I have been sent here to destroy you
  64. And there's a million of us just like me
  65. Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
  66. Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
  67. It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
  68.  
  69. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
  70. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  71. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  72. Please stand up, please stand up?
  73.  
  74. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
  75. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  76. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  77. Please stand up, please stand up?
  78.  
  79. I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
  80. Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
  81. The only difference is I got the balls to say it
  82. In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
  83. I just get on the mic and spit it
  84. And whether you like to admit it [*err*] I just shit it
  85. Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
  86. Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
  87. It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
  88. I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
  89. Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
  90. And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
  91. And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
  92. He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
  93. [*hach*] Or in the parking lot, circling
  94. Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
  95. With his windows down and his system up
  96. So, will the real Shady please stand up?
  97. And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
  98. And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
  99. And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
  100.  
  101. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
  102. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  103. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  104. Please stand up, please stand up?
  105.  
  106. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
  107. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  108. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  109. Please stand up, please stand up?
  110.  
  111. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
  112. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  113. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  114. Please stand up, please stand up?
  115.  
  116. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
  117. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  118. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up
  119. Please stand up, please stand up?
  120.  
  121. Ha ha
  122. Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
  123. Fuck it, let's all stand up

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