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Rap Catalyst (By Lil V-Lay)
- (Verse 1)
- What do I stand for? Taking shots at the damn forum.
- Not taking shit from no one. Those thots can get ignored.
- Just popped the Traz, and I'll be popping like ten more
- Before I hit the sack. I'm in my prime. Optimus transform
- And that's what I get bands for.
- Diss me, and I'll be humping your damn whore!
- (Verse 2)
- Fuck it. Your mom is so fat she fell through the trampoline
- So you can't tell me a damn thing.
- I'll fuck around, stand on Mia Amabile's front porch
- And I'll tell her, "Bitch, hands between my pants.
- Scarlett Johansson, why the hell won't you jack my meat"
- I kinda fell for you Angelina, I mean Catalina.
- What the hell, bitch? Come back here, please.
- I need you to suck my dick.
- Fuck Batman.
- I'm robbing you of your dignity, and I'm making Amanda waller
- All over my ballsack tomorrow.
- I'll make like a Warlock, raid all the ginger ale that your family owns
- Hop in the Warthog. I'm sieging Fort Knox
- And making everyone duck for cover
- As I'm raining hell on the canopy!!!
- (30mm gatlin gun in the background)
- (Verse 3)
- I'm the Rap Catalyst
- If a pussy diss, then I'ma have to backslap the bitch
- No. I won't collab with a snitch.
- Fuck you.
- Wait. No. I'm an asshole. That's what it is.
- Murk_Merk came in, didn't even have to write a diss,
- He killed a fag in one sentence
- And wiped Zachary Bridges
- Out of existence
- And made Ame quit rapping
- He's after this shit.
- (Verse 4)
- Y'alls asses are shit. Strung tighter then a guitar chord.
- What the fuck are you still thinking you're spitting bars for
- Is it that you're just a retard or
- You can't handle my lyrics because they're hardcore?
- (Verse 5)
- I killed KillersNoMercy
- Without mercy and made him beg for mercy.
- I folded him into the shape of a trapezoid.
- If he doesn't pipe down, Auto's gonna have to give his ass da roid
- Fuck it. He just got his ass destroyed.
- And I hurried to get the shovel, and I buried
- Him next to some random rapper I pummeled that no one's ever heard of!
- Stop dissing 101Damnation or your ass is getting murdered!
- (Verse 6)
- Watch V Lay spas.
- The demon's back.
- He's gonna see if he can make an album that will beat your ass.
- Get the penis enlargement. He might jack you for no reason at all
- No Semenax. I need an axe and believe it or not
- The_saurus and Gene_Yuss belong together
- Like two peas in a pod. I ain't even appalled.
- You see what I'm on?
- I'ma have everyone singing a song while I'm chinging my chong
- Why do I try to reason with y'all? Can y'all not give me a reason?
- Well, there's no reason as I''m thinking that
- I may even clap you like Belle Delphine.
- I'll even ask you to my eat my ass!
- (Verse 7)
- And I'm killing ya.
- Humping your dead body like it's nectophilia!
- (Verse 8)
- I need a bath and a shower
- Because my music stinks
- And I need a need to grab a new router, batteries out
- To wrap it around your neck, SethTheShitter
- I'ma short circuit the bitch.
- They call it Kill rap 'cause I'ma murder this shit.
- I write a song and then I'm back in an hour
- Then I write 2 albums a week and then I'm back by the hour.
- Fuck it. I'll make like a jet and remake 9/11, make you collapse like a tower!
- (Verse 9)
- Where does my mind border my thoughts?
- I can't organize 'em. I got border line disorder. On the border line
- Where it borders why I just made the best album ever
- and of course, you guys report us!
- I told a holocaust survivor that I was Hitler.
- He look horrified. I tortured him. More will die.
- You're all blind, four eyes and of course I might roar to life. Aurora.
- It's four at night, my aura shines. I'm Korra!
- It's time to abort a lying orphan. Storytime!
- Important I'm more a guy who's sort of like a sword
- Or a knife. Glorified, Loralai, time to get Coraline and horde a citadel.
- I overrule the devil I'm taking a shit on hell.
- (Verse 10)
- I just made the crowd gasp in awe
- when I said Fuck this. I'll battle all of you who think they can take me
- I'll spin you like a wash cycle or Grabatron.
- If you diss me, you'll need a fapathon and a half.
- Move your midget ass along.
- Why do my lyrics always come out of the hot ass of Abby Paul?
- I need alcohol! (burp)
- I can't get this album done because
- I don't have anyone else to bully so I'm taking out on y'all
- And now the fans tell my ass "Come on!"
- I didn't sleep because I was thinking of how to fuck up the lyrics
- To the maximum to the point where you can't stand this song
- That and the fact that I ran out of Aderall!
- I got the balls that you don't have at all! I don't get tax law. Fuck doing taxes.
- Fuck tax law. Fuck it. I'll tax the law.
- Watch me hop in a police cruiser
- And tell the cop if he's got candy, I'll let the faggot grab my balls
- As I snatch his glock and aim it at his cock and blast it off! (Gunshot)
- I have the balls to whip out my axe and saw, cut off his head
- And dribble it like a basketball
- And bounce it into the trash from off
- Of the blood spattered wall!
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