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Mall Santa (HotSanta Diss)
- (Verse 1)
- Ay, bitch why you back? You got beat but we coulda left that shit in the past
- Throwin fits like you mad cause your lies were exposed but I’m spittin straight facts
- I be lyrically killin yo ass, bitch don’t you know pedophilia’s bad?
- [It’s obvious you signed up to be a mall Santa so children would sit on your lap](Some parents take their children to the mall to sit on “Santa’s” aka an actor’s lap. HotSanta is a pedo, so he gets aroused when children sit on his lap, and that’s why he signed up to be a mall Santa Claus actor.)
- [Rapping about kids’ dick sizes, like damn, chill out Diddy](HotSanta always talks about people’s dick size in his disses, and some of those people he talks about are minors. I’m comparing him to Diddy, they’re both pedophiles)
- [Or should I say Drizzy, cause I’m boutta drop and give you 50](Drizzy is Drake’s nickname, he’s also thought to be a pedophile. In Drake’s diss against Kendrick, “Push Ups” he said “better drop and gimme 50” and Kendrick mocked him by doing pushups in the Not Like Us music video. This is also a reference to 50 Cent, he has beef with Diddy and he disses him a lot, which ties back to the last bar.)
- Real shit motherfucker, you know all these weak foes gettin’ smacked
- [How you gonna call yourself Santa when I’m the one with three hoes on my back?](Santa Claus says “ho ho ho,” that’s three hoes)
- [Yeah, my dick’s a tampon, cause there was blood on it after I slid out your thick mom](Rebuttal to HotSanta saying my dick is like a tampon, when a girl is on her period she sticks a tampon up there and it comes out with blood on it, and I fucked HotSanta’s mom so hard it cause internal bleeding)
- [Now here’s another pussy that I’m boutta go in on](Continuing the tampon scheme, HotSanta is a pussy and tampons go in pussies, I’m a tampon so I’m “going in” on HotSanta with this diss)
- [Too bad Crispy’s a dick, so I can’t drive in unless we talkin a tip off](Triple entendre, if Crispy2024 is a “dick” and I’m a tampon then I can’t “drive in” the hole, unless it’s the urethra which is in his “tip.” This is also a reference to how me and Crispy were gonna meet up in real life for a fight but they had to stop me. Crispy’s a “dick” as in a mean person, and I had to “drive in” to the place we were gonna meet at. This is also a basketball reference, “drive in” as in driving in basketball, and a “tip off” comes at the beginning of basketball games.)
- [But he’s a lot like HotSanta cause when it comes to adults they never get hit on](HotSanta is a pedophile because he doesn’t get “hit on” by adult women as in they don’t fw him, and this is another reference to how me and Crispy were gonna fight, I’m a minor which means Crispy was too scared to fight an adult like him which gives “hit on by an adult” another meaning)
- Your bitch fakes her orgasms, truthfully her pussy couldn’t be drier
- [You’re so weak you can't even make the bed rock when you mine her](I’m saying HotSanta isn’t even strong enough to shake the bed when having sex, bed rock =bedrock which ties to the mining stuff, also mine her =minor, which continues the pedophilia scheme)
- Sinister vibes, she gets scared when she senses you behind her
- While the only reason I get rejected by a girl is when my dick’s too big to fit inside her
- But other than that, you’re a virgin who’s just jealous that the women want me
- They don’t want a worthless bum, they want someone with a lot of money
- In hopes I won’t dash off when I see those positive test results and bloated tummy
- Cause if this motherfucker found out he was finna be a dad, he’d take off running
- (Verse 2)
- HotSanta’s at a 12 year old girl’s house, I can see where his sleigh is
- I followed the light from Rudolph’s nose to find his destination
- He lied and claimed he was just taking a break to go on an innocent vacation
- Of course I didn’t believe him because “deception” is what his middle name is
- He’s taking advantage of these innocent kids and that gives me frustration
- Cause not only is he a predator but it’s also something he’s getting away with
- So I’m gonna [Chris Hansen](Chris Hansen runs the show To Catch a Predator, he catches pedophiles by luring into his house) his ass and then it will no longer be speculation
- I’ll catch him [red handed](Santa wears red clothes, but he wears some white including his gloves. Well that’s gonna change once I catch him “red handed”) once he’s about to begin the penetration
- He’ll be in shock so I’ll have him take a seat and then calmly interrogate him
- I’ll ask what his deal is and no doubt there’s gonna be hesitation
- Then he’s probably gonna come at me with some half assed explanation
- But I’ll see right through his bullshit lies and false declarations
- I’ll tell him he better give me the truth because these ain’t games I’m playin’
- He’ll stutter and stammer and then he’ll lie even more out of desperation
- So I’ll arrest him and put him on the [registry](Sex offender registry) so he’ll have a reputation
- As a vile sexual predator and pedophile known across the nation
- Parents, lock your doors, this kiddy diddler wants a piece of your child
- If you love your kids, do everything you can to stop them from being beguiled
- By this downright malicious fucking unclean pedophile
- Severed children’s dicks are something he dreams to compile
- I been achin to go apeshit, he’s so gay for Jason it’s outrageous
- Just face it, you a snake skin shapeshifting fake bitch
- Who rapes kids, that’s why I’m laced with hatred when I say this
- Bitch you ain’t him, quit faking greatness you tastless gay bitch
- (Outro)
- Quit being a loser pedophile, HotSanta
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