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Mall Santa (HotSanta Diss)

  1. (Verse 1)
  2. Ay, bitch why you back? You got beat but we coulda left that shit in the past
  3. Throwin fits like you mad cause your lies were exposed but I’m spittin straight facts
  4. I be lyrically killin yo ass, bitch don’t you know pedophilia’s bad?
  5. [It’s obvious you signed up to be a mall Santa so children would sit on your lap](Some parents take their children to the mall to sit on “Santa’s” aka an actor’s lap. HotSanta is a pedo, so he gets aroused when children sit on his lap, and that’s why he signed up to be a mall Santa Claus actor.)
  6. [Rapping about kids’ dick sizes, like damn, chill out Diddy](HotSanta always talks about people’s dick size in his disses, and some of those people he talks about are minors. I’m comparing him to Diddy, they’re both pedophiles)
  7. [Or should I say Drizzy, cause I’m boutta drop and give you 50](Drizzy is Drake’s nickname, he’s also thought to be a pedophile. In Drake’s diss against Kendrick, “Push Ups” he said “better drop and gimme 50” and Kendrick mocked him by doing pushups in the Not Like Us music video. This is also a reference to 50 Cent, he has beef with Diddy and he disses him a lot, which ties back to the last bar.)
  8. Real shit motherfucker, you know all these weak foes gettin’ smacked
  9. [How you gonna call yourself Santa when I’m the one with three hoes on my back?](Santa Claus says “ho ho ho,” that’s three hoes)
  10. [Yeah, my dick’s a tampon, cause there was blood on it after I slid out your thick mom](Rebuttal to HotSanta saying my dick is like a tampon, when a girl is on her period she sticks a tampon up there and it comes out with blood on it, and I fucked HotSanta’s mom so hard it cause internal bleeding)
  11. [Now here’s another pussy that I’m boutta go in on](Continuing the tampon scheme, HotSanta is a pussy and tampons go in pussies, I’m a tampon so I’m “going in” on HotSanta with this diss)
  12. [Too bad Crispy’s a dick, so I can’t drive in unless we talkin a tip off](Triple entendre, if Crispy2024 is a “dick” and I’m a tampon then I can’t “drive in” the hole, unless it’s the urethra which is in his “tip.” This is also a reference to how me and Crispy were gonna meet up in real life for a fight but they had to stop me. Crispy’s a “dick” as in a mean person, and I had to “drive in” to the place we were gonna meet at. This is also a basketball reference, “drive in” as in driving in basketball, and a “tip off” comes at the beginning of basketball games.)
  13. [But he’s a lot like HotSanta cause when it comes to adults they never get hit on](HotSanta is a pedophile because he doesn’t get “hit on” by adult women as in they don’t fw him, and this is another reference to how me and Crispy were gonna fight, I’m a minor which means Crispy was too scared to fight an adult like him which gives “hit on by an adult” another meaning)
  14. Your bitch fakes her orgasms, truthfully her pussy couldn’t be drier
  15. [You’re so weak you can't even make the bed rock when you mine her](I’m saying HotSanta isn’t even strong enough to shake the bed when having sex, bed rock =bedrock which ties to the mining stuff, also mine her =minor, which continues the pedophilia scheme)
  16. Sinister vibes, she gets scared when she senses you behind her
  17. While the only reason I get rejected by a girl is when my dick’s too big to fit inside her
  18. But other than that, you’re a virgin who’s just jealous that the women want me
  19. They don’t want a worthless bum, they want someone with a lot of money
  20. In hopes I won’t dash off when I see those positive test results and bloated tummy
  21. Cause if this motherfucker found out he was finna be a dad, he’d take off running
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  23. (Verse 2)
  24. HotSanta’s at a 12 year old girl’s house, I can see where his sleigh is
  25. I followed the light from Rudolph’s nose to find his destination
  26. He lied and claimed he was just taking a break to go on an innocent vacation
  27. Of course I didn’t believe him because “deception” is what his middle name is
  28. He’s taking advantage of these innocent kids and that gives me frustration
  29. Cause not only is he a predator but it’s also something he’s getting away with
  30. So I’m gonna [Chris Hansen](Chris Hansen runs the show To Catch a Predator, he catches pedophiles by luring into his house) his ass and then it will no longer be speculation
  31. I’ll catch him [red handed](Santa wears red clothes, but he wears some white including his gloves. Well that’s gonna change once I catch him “red handed”) once he’s about to begin the penetration
  32. He’ll be in shock so I’ll have him take a seat and then calmly interrogate him
  33. I’ll ask what his deal is and no doubt there’s gonna be hesitation
  34. Then he’s probably gonna come at me with some half assed explanation
  35. But I’ll see right through his bullshit lies and false declarations
  36. I’ll tell him he better give me the truth because these ain’t games I’m playin’
  37. He’ll stutter and stammer and then he’ll lie even more out of desperation
  38. So I’ll arrest him and put him on the [registry](Sex offender registry) so he’ll have a reputation
  39. As a vile sexual predator and pedophile known across the nation
  40. Parents, lock your doors, this kiddy diddler wants a piece of your child
  41. If you love your kids, do everything you can to stop them from being beguiled
  42. By this downright malicious fucking unclean pedophile
  43. Severed children’s dicks are something he dreams to compile
  44. I been achin to go apeshit, he’s so gay for Jason it’s outrageous
  45. Just face it, you a snake skin shapeshifting fake bitch
  46. Who rapes kids, that’s why I’m laced with hatred when I say this
  47. Bitch you ain’t him, quit faking greatness you tastless gay bitch
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  49. (Outro)
  50. Quit being a loser pedophile, HotSanta
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