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Dickhead Of The Century (GoldenShower Response)

  1. //Intro//
  2. Uh, huh, we boutta beat the fuck outta this loser.
  3. //Verse 1 (0:13)//
  4. [First off, doesn’t this loser realize by dissing me he’ll pay the fuckin’ price?](Beginning of the money scheme)
  5. [I’ll diss him so hard his family finna be in debt and I don’t give a fuck that’s it not nice.](Debt is when you have a negative balance, or amount of money. Debt isn't a good thing either, which is why I put it as 'not nice')
  6. [Better hope the bank gives them money ‘cause they can’t give Goldie any more sanity.](A bank is a place that gives you money. For the sanity part, that will be explained in the next annotation)
  7. [Never once in his life has bitch even considered looking at reality.](An example of having enough sanity is being in touch with reality, and since GoldenShower lacks sanity, he's not in touch with reality)
  8. [Because I guess reality is too much for his huge fuckin’ ego.](The reality is that GoldenShower sucks, and he thinks he's the best)
  9. Needs his huge ego ‘cause he’s performed way too much self fellatio.
  10. At this point, you might be more [self absorbed than Crispy2024.](Reference to Crispy2024, a very self absorbed person)
  11. He’s so fuckin’ ugly, even his profile pic is a goddamn eyesore.
  12. [You’ve technically been on here longer and I got triple the reputation.](See next annotation)
  13. [Maybe you’d be leading if it weren’t for your ego and a lack of real education.](There's people who hate GoldenShower because he thinks he still won against X Factor despite everybody saying otherwise and the evidence against it)
  14. And your mom’s definition of “homeschooling” gotta be lettin’ gay men butt fuck you quite often.
  15. You’ve been embarrassed so hard I bet behind the screen, [you be excessively sobbin’.](See next annotation)
  16. [And Justin Timberlake would be proud until he found out it’s all just urine.](Reference to 'Cry Me A River' by Justin Timberlake, but since a golden shower is when people piss on somebody, and tears are made of water, it would probably be tears of piss instead of water)
  17. I knew you’re a dumbass from the start, but wit’ that, I can now be certain.
  18. The fact you were able to even get a follower is absolutely fuckin’ legendary.
  19. [Especially since it’s clear yo ass already been fuckin’ buried.](He got destroyed by X Factor, but he's too butthurt to admit it)
  20. //Chorus//
  21. [It’s supposed to be a ceremony, but there’s zero cheer.](Ceremonies like award shows are usually joyful, but not this time)
  22. Probably since this fucker got destroyed but still thinks he spreads fear.
  23. Here we are to recognize the dickhead of the year.
  24. Here we are to recognize the dickhead of the year. (Uh huh) (Yeah)
  25. //Verse 2//
  26. [First off, who in the right mind be thinkin’ a 7 year old be thinkin’ about sex?](In GoldenShower's diss to GenXjeezy called 'I'm Innocent', there's a line that says 'A grandpa crying over playground roasts, I can’t believe it'. He even says Sex Factor is the reason GenXjeezy is mad)
  27. That was really fucked up, now I’m sure you give unpermissive young men head.
  28. Got mad this entire shit dumped him, [and now he’s takin’ HotSanta’s path.](HotSanta talks about absolutely nothing but sex and dick sizes, but it's mostly ragebait, so GoldenShower turned to ragebait for attention)
  29. [Couldn’t get the past 3 months outta yo head, you sure you ain’t mad?](The beef with X Factor was at least 3 months ago, but GoldenShower still couldn't let it go)
  30. I know people dissin’ you while ya tryna clean up the [piss and cum stains,](See next annotation)
  31. [All the head from drunk gay men in exchange was how that shit was attained.](Cum is associated with sex)
  32. You’re such a fuckin’ lazy and ungrateful bitch you don’t even deserve the attention.
  33. Trust me, lil’ fuck, one look in the mirror and you’ll be on yo knees beggin’.
  34. For mercy, but just like Killer, I’ll produce you absolutely fuckin’ nothing.
  35. No remorse, let alone any sex, what you truly need is a lyrical ass beating.
  36. [The fact you have no real fans on yo fanpage is nothing more than just laughable.](Most of the people on GoldenShower's fanpage are either his alt accounts or people who just throw props at any song they see because it's they only song they've seen)
  37. Your disses are so shitty, it’s a known fact they’re barely even fuckin’ readable.
  38. Somehow, there’s still people thinkin’ one day, you’ll eventually make a good point.
  39. I guess we’ll see if you are mentally unstable and if you were being held at gunpoint.
  40. It’s gotta be a major pity you get absolutely zero real fans or friends.
  41. You threw all your braincells away, and you got zero common sense left.
  42. //Chorus//
  43. It’s supposed to be a ceremony, but there’s zero cheer.
  44. Probably since this fucker got destroyed but still thinks he spreads fear.
  45. Here we are to recognize the dickhead of the year.
  46. Here we are to recognize the dickhead of the year. (Uh huh) (Yeah)
  47. It’s supposed to be a ceremony, but there’s zero cheer.
  48. Probably since this fucker got destroyed but still thinks he spreads fear.
  49. Here we are to recognize the dickhead of the year.
  50. Here we are to recognize the dickhead of the year. (Yeah, no cap)
  51. //Verse 3//
  52. This is the final verse until I finish GoldenShower’s fake career.
  53. [It’s insane how gay Gold is for HotSanta, he’s definitely queer.](GoldenShower and HotSanta dick ride each other an insane lot)
  54. He’s so gay, he was declared way too gay for [Revry.](LGBTQ+ streaming TV network)
  55. I’ll lyrically whoop your ass in a song ‘cause you all know you’re petty.
  56. [Additionally, GoldenShower is also ice4dinner a.k.a wrongedheels.](I found evidence of GoldenShower confirming he is in fact ice4dinner)
  57. [Which means GoldenShower is a fuckin’ pervert at least, it’s been revealed.](When ice4dinner was wrongedheels, he made a message trying to sexualize X Factor)
  58. [It’s clear you only battled TRACK_KING to have relevance.](GoldenShower battled TRACK_KING for attention)
  59. You’re a fuckin’ loser with no real life friends, and that shit’s highly evident.
  60. Now let’s talk about how many he’s become fuckin’ delusional.
  61. But it’s nothin’ new, his delusion is just the usual.
  62. [GoldenShower is the fuckin’ definition of “Not all that glitters is gold”.](Old saying, it means not everything that seems great is great, which is basically GoldenShower)
  63. For someone to call GoldenShower a good rapper is much more than fuckin’ bold.
  64. [I mean that fucker be doin’ 5 words a line and he thinks he’s the “best”.](Average GoldenShower diss track)
  65. [Everybody on this site is a better rapper than you, even Jason_The_Pest.](Reference to Jason_The_Best, who isn't best)
  66. They gotta either be drugged or mentally unstable, and it’s just an objective fact.
  67. And you blew every chance you had, and you certainly won’t get another chance.
  68. //Outro//
  69. Yeah, fuck you, go cry in your own piss.

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