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Fool’s Gold (GoldenShower Diss)

  1. This pussy ain’t accomplishing shit other than getting beaten and owned
  2. He’s probably just angry cause he’s a virgin, and he’s always sleeping alone
  3. And when it comes to being an oaf, this chump’s hella deep in the zone
  4. Especially if he really thinks anybody wants to eat his small load
  5. [Yeah, this website ain’t HotSanta’s mouth, nobody said you could piss in here](I’m saying GoldenShower’s songs suck, so when he releases a song he “pisses” in the website like how he pisses in HotSanta’s mouth since they act like gay lovers. A “golden shower” also means pissing on somebody during sex)
  6. You ain’t a threat just cause you got [Nick](Santa Claus’s real name, referring to HotSanta) and the eXterminators tryna kiss your rear
  7. First you were whining about the being the victim, saying you’re innocent
  8. Now you’re claiming to be the puppetmaster, bitch, which is it?
  9. What you really are is a loser who’s hobby is writing garbage raps
  10. Motherfucker, you barked at us and we barked right back
  11. But that shit was so hard to grasp it gave you a heart attack
  12. Shit, Goldie’s chest is convulsing, where the doctor at?
  13. [It’s true, you got me in a jam, cause you’re toast, and that ain’t a diss to Crispy](Rebuttal to GoldenShower’s “get yo ass in a jam“ bar, “jam” goes on toast and GoldenShower is “toast” as in he’s done for. Toast is also crispy, which is why I mentioned Crispy2024)
  14. [But GoldenShower is more consistent because he talks crap while his bars are shitty](Crispy2024 can at least rap, GoldenShower talks tough but his raps suck, but he’s consistent because his bars are “shitty” and he talks “crap”)
  15. And if I’m being honest it’s just projection whenever he’s complaining and bitching
  16. [Like when he calls the X Factor a meatriding club while Santa’s all up in his chimney](Santa Claus goes into people’s houses through their chimneys to deliver presents, but HotSanta fucks GoldenShower in his “chimney” meaning his anus, so GoldenShower’s a hypocrite for accusing us of being meatriders)
  17. [And those lovers ain’t satisfied till they hear farts, gotta step on the gas](“Step on the gas” as in accelerating and pumping faster and harder, I’m comparing it to driving a car, but also “gas” as in farting, meaning they fuck each others’ asses so hard it causes them to fart)
  18. Yeah, you suck dick, but I can score pussy, and I know you’re jealous of that
  19. [Used to be down in the dumps, I was poor, but now I sweat fuckin’ cash](I’m saying I used to be sad since I was broke but now I have a lot of money, “down in the dumps” means sad, but also “dumps” as in trash, “poor” =“pore” which ties to me saying “I sweat fuckin’ cash,” meaning I have a lot of dough)
  20. [So call me WealthTrashta the way I be getting the bag](Continuing the money/trash scheme, rebuttal to GoldenShower calling me “WealthTrashta,” “getting the bag” means I get cash but also “bag” as in a garbage bag, and my name is WEALTHMASTA which has to do with money. I used a similar bar in my last diss but this one has a different meaning)
  21. [Cause when it comes to stacking numbers then I’m higher than Manute Bol](Manute Bol was tied for being the tallest NBA player of all time, when I “stack numbers” as in money, they go up higher than Bol, which ties back to the money bars)
  22. [And I’m referring to the women that I fuck, yes it’s true, bro](This gives “stacking numbers” another meaning, I’m talking about the money I get, and the ages of the women I fuck)
  23. Cause to fuck your mom I had to tell myself there’s no such thing as too old
  24. [You the opposite, you into minors, that’s why they call you fool’s gold](Quadruple entendre, I’m saying I fucked GoldenShower’s mom and I’m calling her old, and GoldenShower’s the opposite since he’s a pedophile who diddles kids. “Minors” =“miners,” and “fool’s gold” is a mineral found in the ground which looks like gold, but isn’t, this is a reference to GoldenShower’s name, and how he talks about being cool and valuable even though it’s a lie. I’m also calling GoldenShower a “fool” which makes the bar a quadruple)
  25. Your dick only gets touched by kids, men, or your own hand in motion
  26. No woman wants you, your 2 incher can’t get them moanin
  27. So you have a bunch pent up jizz and you gotta fap to unload it
  28. But we’re similar since both of us are constantly pulling out the lotion
  29. [Because my hands are hella ashy the way I keep on dropping fire](I’m saying my hands are “ashy” as in rough which is why I’m always using lotion, even though GoldenShower uses it to masturbate since he can’t get pussy, but also “ashy” as in literal ash, “dropping fire” means the disses I release, but also literally “dropping fire” like with my hands, which is why they’re “ashy”)
  30. And I know you’ve been told this shit, but lemme give you a small reminder
  31. [That your disses are more plain than a motherfucking Balsa Glider](GoldenShower’s disses are really boring and he doesn’t put any effort into them, the Balsa Glider is a model airplane made out of wood, which is plain, but also “plane” since it’s an airplane)
  32. [Cause when you on Santa’s dick, that’s the only time you an awesome writer](“Writer” sounds like “rider,” he can’t “write” disses but he can “ride” HotSanta’s dick)
  33. Yeah, your songs are pure garbage, [I doubt fire has ever escaped your lips](I’m saying GoldenShower has never spat a good bar, but also Mrs. Doubtfire is a show about a dad who pretends to be a nanny, see next highlight)
  34. [I’m like a fucking nanny the way I’m gonna make this baby sit](Nannies “babysit,” but I’m calling GoldenShower a baby saying I’m gonna make this “baby sit,” I’d also be a male nanny even though most nannies are women, which ties back to the last bar about a male pretending to be a nanny)
  35. You got no game, so instead of talking to a woman you chase the bitch
  36. [Which is the only way you can get girls to shake their hips](Rebuttal to GoldenShower saying “I get them shakin their hips” referring to women, I’m saying GoldenShower makes girls run since he’s a creep, and in order to run you have to shake your hips)
  37. [But a potato is exactly what I am, because I’ll steal your hoe and I’ll date her](Rebuttal to GoldenShower saying “I’ll eat you like a yam,“ yams are related to potatoes. “I am” =“yam,” and “date her” sounds like “tater.” A “hoe” is slang for a girl, but it’s also a gardening tool, which ties to the potato stuff)
  38. Then I’ll have her get gangbanged by the X Factor and all your biggest haters
  39. And she’ll keep on begging for more, screaming “faster, harder!”
  40. As her pussy gets destroyed at the same time her ass gets conquered
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  42. (Outro)
  43. Yeah, hop off, GoldenCoward

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