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Virgin Mobile (Alsparx Diss)

  1. (Intro)
  2. Didn’t I tell you to fuck off, bitch?
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  4. (Verse)
  5. This pussy clearly wants the smoke, you know I’m boutta strip away his ego
  6. He must be outta his mind if he thinks we’re anywhere close to being equal
  7. [I’m boutta throw some daggers sharper than Albert Einstein wearing a tuxedo](The daggers I throw are physically “sharp,” Albert Einstein is “sharp” as in intelligent since he has a 160 IQ, but since he’s wearing a tuxedo, he’s also “sharp” meaning handsome, making it a triple)
  8. Useless motherfucker, get ready to be murked, bitch you’re Greedo
  9. [And I’m Han Solo, ray gun yo ass so hard, you might just consider stopping](In the last bar I mentioned Greedo, a Star Wars character, in the original movie Greedo was killed by Han Solo, I’m comparing myself to Han Solo and Alsparx to Greedo since I’m killing Alsparx. Han Solo used a “ray gun” to shoot Greedo, but also a reference to Raygun, a breakdancer who announced she would retire from the Olympics since she got ridiculed so hard, which is why I said “you might just consider stopping”)
  10. [Cause you like a breakdancer the way you keep on flopping, yet keep on dropping](Continuing the breakdancing scheme, breakdancing is usually on the ground, so I’m talking about physical “flopping,” but also “flopping” as in how Alsparx is failing on Rappad, and “dropping” ties back to the breakdancing stuff since they have to get low, but also Alsparx keeps “dropping” as in releasing music, I’m saying Alsparx is failing since he’s releasing shitty music no one cares about)
  11. [Even though you got no coins, while I’m out here gettin’ more cash than Johnny](I’m saying Alsparx is poor and I’m rich, “Johnny” referring to Johnny Cash, a famous singer, also a reference to Coindrop, since I said “coins” and in the last bar I said “dropping”)
  12. [I got so much dough it’s almost alarming, cause time is money and you ain’t clocking](My amount of money is “alarming” as in shocking, but also “time is money” is a famous saying so also “alarming” as in an actual alarm, since alarms tell you when time is up, and I’m saying that when it comes to money, Alsparx isn’t “clocking” as in he has none, but also a literal “clock” continuing the time/money scheme, also a reference to “punching the clock” which is when you log the hours worked at a job)
  13. Can’t even afford some gum, bitch you poor as fuck, [certified asshole, meaning you’re a bum](Alsparx is an “asshole” as in a douchebag, and the asshole is a part of your ass, or “bum,” so I’m calling Alsparx a bum too, meaning a homeless person, continuing the money scheme)
  14. [You praying for some crumbs, but you ain’t scoring none, ain’t no mercy for this corny punk](I’m saying Alsparx is praying for “crumbs” aka money, but he’s not getting any since he sucks so much)
  15. Maybe you shoulda just taken the L and accepted the fact that I tore you up
  16. But you’re too foolish, motherfucker it’s been months and I’m still scorching ya
  17. [Yeah, you make a barrier of crap with all the shit you spray out of your lips, okay](Rebuttal to Alsparx’s battle rap he used against me where he said “this barrier of crap gone” I’m saying he’s making a “barrier of crap” since he talks so much “shit” as in he lies a lot, but also literal “shit” as in poop)
  18. [You got yourself a pretty dame, and you’re a pimp, you say? Prick, no way](In Alsparx’s song Standing, he talks about having a girlfriend)
  19. [You can’t elope with a lady, you’d rather get juice squeezed in your pit, that’s gay](Beginning of fruit scheme, I’m saying Alsparx can’t get pussy since he gets “juice squeezed in his pit” as in he lets men cum in his ass, but also “juice” as in from fruits, and a “pit” is also a large seed found inside some fruits)
  20. [So it’s just a figment of your imagination thinking you’ll be able to get a date](Continuing the fruit scheme, I’m saying Alsparx is delusional if he thinks he’ll ever get a bitch, but also “figment” =“fig,” a type of fruit, and a “date” is also another type of fruit, dates also have “pits” which ties back to the last bar)
  21. Reality’s gonna hit today, right in your face, look at all yo silly claims
  22. No girl wants you, all the hoes tryna get away, but whenever I hit on babes
  23. It always goes really great, [got a high body count, so I’m fit to say](I have a “high body count” as in I’ve fucked a lot of hoes, so I’m “fit” to talk about sex in my raps, but also “fit” as in physically fit, which ties back to “body”)
  24. That no chick would play with your steak, bitch just face it, your cane’s 3 inches straight
  25. [And your group is trash, fuck Skeptic, but we all know that’s no female’s propsal](“Fuck Skeptic” as in Alsparx’s group sucks, but I’m also saying no female wants to literally “fuck Skeptic” as in have sex with its members, since they’re all small dick virgins)
  26. Yeah, let’s talk bout you fuckers’ sex lives, because that shit’s looking woeful
  27. [Y’all can’t get in mates, cause you’re incels, so you can’t be social](Most of the members of Skeptic are “incels” as in woman hating losers, so they can’t get “in mates” as in they can’t elope with a female and enter their pussy, but also “in mates” =“inmates,” as in people in prison, and “incels” =“in cells,” as in jail cells, since they’re incels they can’t be “social” but also because they’re trapped “in cells” so they can’t interact the world)
  28. [No hoe wanna call you cucks “dada,” y’all should name yourselves Virgin Mobile](I’m saying none of the members of Skeptic will ever be called “dada” or “daddy” by a hoe during sex, but also “dada” =“data,” which ties back to “cells” in the last bar giving it a triple meaning, referring to cellular data, and I’m calling the Skeptic members “virgins,” but Virgin Mobile is also a network operator)
  29. [And they named the Islands after Mase, cause the only time he’s ever came in a pussy](“Islands” referring to the Virgin Islands, and “came in” =“Cayman” =referring to the Cayman Islands)
  30. [Was when he railed OTFMaks and decided to ejaculate in his bussy](In the last bar, I said there’s only one time Alsparx has “came in a pussy,” OTFMaks is a “pussy” as in a coward since he keeps propping shit against us, so OTF is the only “pussy” Alsparx has put his dick in)
  31. [Call it snorting crack, the way you got your motherfuckin face in his tushie](“Snorting crack” as in doing cocaine, but also a butt crack, in order to snort something you put your face near it, so Alsparx is literally “snorting crack” since he has in face in OTF’s “tushie”)
  32. [And when you fuck him, it’s jarring the way he breaks like a cookie](OTF “breaks like a cookie” when Alsparx fucks him, which is “jarring” as in revolting, but also “jarring” as in a cookie jar, which ties to “snorting crack” in the last bar since cookies are easy to “crack,” giving it a third meaning)
  33. [Yo dick rising when it sees it’s own kind, bitch you about as straight as lightning](Lightning usually zigzags)
  34. Cock’s what you finding cause your ugly ass got all the women hiding
  35. And to put it lightly, your last shit was ass, fucking retard just quit writing
  36. You ain’t even trying, just talking, cause the only thing you passionate about is lying
  37. Thinking I don’t see through all your crap, I know you a fibbing bitch
  38. [I ain’t talking anismus when I say you gotta fucking quit that shit](Anismus is a disorder where you can’t shit, so people with anismus literally “quit that shit,”)
  39. Anyone who thinks you’re legitimate is nothing more than a fucking idiot
  40. I know you’ve never touched a vagina, it’s hilarious how you ain’t admittin’ it
  41. [Just come to grips with it,](Alsparx needs to “come to grips with it” as in accept the fact he’ll never get pussy, but also “come to grips” as in a handjob, since you “grip” the dick, and Alsparx gets cock instead of vagina) nobody’s interested cause ain’t no chick gets lit
  42. Up seeing your single inch, when you and a bitch ended up getting intimate
  43. You tried to stick it in but were prohibited from putting your dick in it
  44. Punk you ain’t gettin’ shit packing that little shrimp, no bitch will consider it

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