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Science

  1.  
  2.  
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  4. Acid/placid, beakers/sneakers
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  7. gases/masses, passes/classes
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  10. Neon/freon, eon/peon
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  12.  
  13. burners/turners, learners/earners
  14.  
  15.  
  16. Well its nineteen hundred and ninety nine
  17.  
  18.  
  19. And most of the students are feelin' just fine
  20.  
  21.  
  22. They all signed up, the lads and lasses
  23.  
  24.  
  25. and found themselves in Chemistry classes.
  26.  
  27.  
  28. They didn't know florence from ehrlenmeyer,
  29.  
  30.  
  31. but they were set to go like a house on fire.
  32.  
  33.  
  34. They had always done so well before,
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  36.  
  37. so Chemistry would be just one more chore.
  38.  
  39.  
  40. They'd get their ninety or ninety five
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  42.  
  43. and with any luck, get out alive.
  44.  
  45.  
  46. Avoid the acids, avoid the bases
  47.  
  48.  
  49. especially keep them away from our faces
  50.  
  51.  
  52. Try hard not to burn yourself up
  53.  
  54.  
  55. and never use a beaker as a cup
  56.  
  57.  
  58. Safety rules and more instructions
  59.  
  60.  
  61. And lab periods full of strange concoctions.
  62.  
  63.  
  64. But pretty soon, they began to notice
  65.  
  66.  
  67. that it was not all wine and roses.
  68.  
  69.  
  70. The grades were more like seventy five
  71.  
  72.  
  73. and most of it sounded like a bunch of jive
  74.  
  75.  
  76. It was hard and getting worse,
  77.  
  78.  
  79. this Chemistry turned out to be a curse.
  80.  
  81.  
  82. Bradley, Mark and Jason and Peter,
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  84.  
  85. they didn't know an inch from a centimeter.
  86.  
  87.  
  88. And what the heck are significant digits?
  89.  
  90.  
  91. All we can do is sit and fidget.
  92.  
  93.  
  94. We're learning laws about liquids and gases
  95.  
  96.  
  97. And I can't even see the board without my glasses.
  98.  
  99.  
  100. Argon, krypton, and neon too,
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  102.  
  103. Now I'm really in a stew.
  104.  
  105.  
  106. Chlorine and Bromine are diatomic,
  107.  
  108.  
  109. This guy must be some kind of comic.
  110.  
  111.  
  112. On the other hand, he's not very funny
  113.  
  114.  
  115. and during tests my nose is runny.
  116.  
  117.  
  118. And all he has is paper towels,
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  120.  
  121. While around the room intent he prowls,
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  123.  
  124. making sure that we're not cheating,
  125.  
  126.  
  127. And extra sure that we're not eating.
  128.  
  129.  
  130. It doesn't matter whose paper I can see,
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  132.  
  133. Most of them don't know any more than me!
  134.  
  135.  
  136. Protons, neutrons and electrons too,
  137.  
  138.  
  139. I just don't know what to do.
  140.  
  141.  
  142. Am I really going to flunk?
  143.  
  144.  
  145. Who the heck cares about all this junk?
  146.  
  147.  
  148. Nitrates, sulfates and acetates and more,
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  150.  
  151. learning them is really a giant chore.
  152.  
  153.  
  154. What in heaven's name is a mole?
  155.  
  156.  
  157. I could just crawl into a hole.
  158.  
  159.  
  160. The teacher says this is the majors
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  162.  
  163. and I have to read 50 more pages.
  164.  
  165.  
  166. Lab books, notebooks, textbooks scatter
  167.  
  168.  
  169. And this teacher don't allow no chatter.
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  171.  
  172. In my head, eveything is a buzz,
  173.  
  174.  
  175. I guess I just AIN'T AS SMART AS I THOUGHT I WUZ!!

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