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IM THE REAL SLIM SHADY

  1. May I have your attention please?
  2. May I have your attention please?
  3. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  4. I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  5. We're gonna have a problem here..
  6.  
  7. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
  8. Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
  9. And started whooping her ass worse than before
  10. They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
  11. It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
  12. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
  13. And Dr. Dre said... nothing, you idiots!
  14. Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha ha!)
  15. Feminist women love Eminem
  16. [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
  17. "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
  18. Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
  19. Flipping the you know who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
  20. Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
  21. But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
  22. Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
  23. But it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
  24. "My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
  25. And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
  26. And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
  27. And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
  28. Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
  29. By the time they hit fourth grade
  30. They got the Discovery Channel, don't they?
  31. "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
  32. Who cut other people open like cantaloupes [SLURP]
  33. But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
  34. Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
  35. [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
  36. Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes
  37.  
  38. [Chorus –Eminem (repeat 2x):]
  39. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
  40. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  41. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
  42. Please stand up, please stand up?
  43.  
  44. [Eminem]
  45. Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;
  46. Well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
  47. You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
  48. Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
  49. "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
  50. Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
  51. So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
  52. Yo Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
  53. So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
  54. And hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
  55. Little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
  56. "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee!"
  57. I should download her audio on MP3
  58. And show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD [AHHH!]
  59. I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
  60. So I have been sent here to destroy you [bzzzt]
  61. And there's a million of us just like me
  62. Who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
  63. Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
  64. It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
  65.  
  66. [Chorus]
  67.  
  68. [Eminem]
  69. I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
  70. Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
  71. The only difference is I got the balls to say it
  72. In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
  73. I just get on the mic and spit it
  74. And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just shit it
  75. Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
  76. Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like Valiums
  77. It's funny; 'cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
  78. I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
  79. Pinching nurses asses when I'm jacking off with Jergens
  80. And I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
  81. And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
  82. He could be working at Burger King, spitting on your onion rings
  83. [*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, circling
  84. Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
  85. With his windows down and his system up
  86. So, will the real Shady please stand up?
  87. And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
  88. And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
  89. And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
  90.  
  91. [Chorus 4X]
  92.  
  93. [Eminem]
  94. Ha ha
  95. Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
  96. Fuck it, let's all stand up

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