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Berzerk with the Jerk

  1. It was all a dream, I used to read playboy magazine.
  2. survived
  3. I could barely make it off the bus without busting a nut in disgust,
  4. I lost control one day after school when I nearly busted a nut across the bus at this chick whore braces tellin herself she could use a face lift I was very particular treatin my pornos like souvenir memento's,
  5. like eskimos how'd do yah with Hustler would cause me to bust before page thirteen.
  6. day dreamin was the old school version of video streamin just your imagination
  7. A young little squirt, rushing to finish desert. a bonafide expert at handling his own wetwork.
  8. too obsurd my mother havin the nerve to back in my bedroom for another growth spurt.
  9. No lock on the door had me on high alert, its absurd that I considered it work.
  10. I'm not playin for fun come on are you serious with the gun sayin what that cause gettin me to run has begun to become in your waste.
  11. nun like Big Pun pacin back and forth waitin to absorb the next breath with two fists of red meat before a collegiate track meat
  12. My step dad was the worst, always goin berzerk on my mother tryin to make me a brother
  13. Why dont you play in the road, I know it was a long ago but I still wanna make an example out of this asshole.
  14. mothers only concerned is me dirtyin her linens, shedidnt deserve it,
  15. My step father was garbage so I started sabotagin his pockets by stuffin em with hair lockets and letters to other women so my mother could toss em without even thinkin about it for one teenth of moment.
  16. Next up in my plan to continue to torment this man as much as I possibly can.
  17. To this day I still smile at least once a week at how a kid like me got his step father to leave with both feet the cops said they'd shoot him dead in the street if he attempts to return to the scene.
  18. The officers referred to a story absurdly stressin their was a man cross dressin seen in fronta delicatessin lookin like Scarlett Johanson with a description of two persons with an absurd perversion to become the female versions of themselves without a hearing for bail their lucky enough to share one bunk and a cell,
  19. its easy to tell they tucked their sacks back to get men to react to them dressin as women by greetin them as feminen instead of gay men with a hand to kiss and even if somethings amiss they can carry this Mrs. and Miss across the world to serve you well as stuardessess with plans to land in Paris if we can to shop for dresses before heading to the film festival in Canne regardless of how retarded it is when they try to wave to the fans with hair under their underarms waving to fans that arent there.
  20. that everything needed to convert them was in their purses, whats worse is the size of their shoulders looking like Venus and Serena Williams were sisters that went through this a numerous number of instances where the athletic board wouldn't consider them broads regardless of whether its pits gave away their secrets, nevertheleast what do they do to keep the stubble away from their cheeks for week, usin each others assholes as brissel to brush and tingle their teeth. If they do find stubble its best to avoid trouble by using razor blades that are quadrupled to save you from alertin the guards, inmates and warden that they got two trannies in the garden ready to be stung by convicts that can exhibit their preferences to men that are well hung with stubble quadruple blade action to allow the men to contniue to gain traction from the blacks with bratwurst sized dicks and giant nutsacks with shoulder straps so you can use them backpacks to relax before class. Tension starts to fade in way ts better this way, not easy to be all the way gay, like their two retards in the park plottin a way to trade their genitals away no matter how necessary it may be to keep them close in grey briefcase if I may. Short skirts are literally a dead giveaway if I may, show something much better like usin no sugar just splenda and a well hung contenda pretendin that Brendas got it together to finally handle the weather either instead of ya takin off to australia at the end of September you know you cant stand a homo cross dresser to must say use and abuse duct tape for the day.
  21. beak and left him
  22. with a description of havin sex in their kitchens, I started schemin a deceitful plot to result to have my mother leave him
  23. hopin and wishin to see em again on the weekend and that she could rink a full jiuce box of his semen and next time he better leave it steamin on therefrigerator door to just reach in.
  24. and if that isn't enough for immediate divorce. After she reads his filthy sonnets he walks into the room saying let's be honest about all this.
  25. Did you really fist the girl Trish who babysits my kids
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  27. than of course theirs the letters I planted inside note endin in with all my love Shannon the fifteen year old down the street with the huge cannons.
  28. my mom would pay for babysittin, not facesittin in the livingroom
  29. when Im at work then.
  30. intercourse
  31. and wont have to pretend hair lockets and letters to women where he sonnets, I was showin progress as an
  32. artist just a kid still laughin at makin fake farts with his arm pits tried to be honest when she got home from work,
  33. referrin to me as the pervert, well fuck him, what kind of a lame ass name is Herbert anyway,
  34. I think he'd appreciate my artwork what is this same stain again on your work shirts.
  35. except for that Christmas party with an aggressive cousin. Or was it insisted that burning insense can make it more intense for cousins to have incest with other.
  36. Never believed in teamwork or circle jerks, makin me nervous why are my friends
  37. hesitant to let me in. Whats going on in the house next door, parents leavin their boy Stephen
  38. home alone for the weekend. the windows are steamin, faggets,
  39. Fuck it let em have it, the masturbatin assassin, back in the day when masturbation was based on imagination,
  40. No you had to use your imagination to go on a masturbation vacation, no internet yet to get visual stimulation. Okay then just wait till after school when its quiet enough after all of us get off of the bus. No kick ball with yall today Ive got plans with myself to masturbate.
  41. My boners tryin to provoke ya, I gotta get it to behave. Its gettin longer than a parade
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