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  1. I'm the biggest prick in this town
  2. The British Chris Brown
  3. Visit your award ceremony
  4. And just sit down
  5. I'll slash your tire just cause I enjoy the hiss sound
  6. Disagree with this, my sleeves'll slip down
  7. Fists out, swingin' 'till the 56th round
  8. I could beat you with my wrists bound
  9. Ha
  10.  
  11. I list my inspirations in roughly this order:
  12. Father Christmas, Satan, and Chris Dorner
  13. I'm spreading disorder
  14. I diss all the rappers who I asked to collaborate and got a missed call of
  15. Rap's Piers Morgan
  16. But with a pierced organ
  17. Too much information?
  18. Too bad, that's the beer talking
  19.  
  20. I sit too near broads
  21. And make them feel awkward
  22. Randy as Ramsay
  23. Now cook me a meal, Gordon
  24. Now here's the point where you might think
  25. "Why's he still talking? Slimey limey
  26. Why should I see the appeal of him?"
  27.  
  28. And that's the point
  29. I travel through the camera
  30. And slap you 'till you're black and blue, Rihanna
  31. Alicia Keys needs to improve her grammar
  32. I'll take a hammer to her new piano
  33. Now you've had a glimpse inside the ill mind of Dan Bull
  34. Try to get out, I doubt you will find the handle
  35.  
  36. My lines are angle grinders
  37. They mangle rhymers
  38. I rap into the sky
  39. And the air force scrambles fighters
  40. Spit fire
  41. You stink like a lit tire
  42. I'll bring you down to the ground
  43. Quick as a zip wire
  44.  
  45. Listen to this: My dick is thick and it's large
  46. So get onto Twitter and tell Nicki Minaj
  47. America's gone shit since you had Britain in charge
  48. And fuck off if you think that's a little bit harsh
  49. I'll stick a petard up in your doors of perception
  50. Snipping the wires, no phone call for protection
  51.  
  52. I get dressed in my Sunday best
  53. And I still look less fresh than Kanye West
  54. So, give me the hand lotion
  55. And phone Frank Ocean
  56. I want to know his exact man to man quotient
  57. I'm loopy, that's limey for "so loco"
  58. I run and rub my crotch upon an old hobo
  59. Whilst shouting over my shoulder "No homo!"
  60. Because fuck it, you know, "YOLO!"
  61.  
  62. Righty ho, that's Drake's act copied
  63. Who am I body bagging next, A$AP Rocky?
  64. I suppose I could, but I ain't that cocky
  65. I've already had two chains snatched off me
  66. It's time for payback, probably
  67. I pack a nine inch winky, they attract totty
  68.  
  69. And occasionally, I may strap shotties
  70. But usually I'll do a drive by screwface at posses
  71. Sneeze and leave the seats of my Maybach snotty
  72. Green windows looking like they're made of stained glass, Gothic
  73. I'm a misanthropic proper maniac, potty
  74. I got crunk off a straight black coffee
  75. It was a bad idea to take that straitjacket off me
  76. You just don't have the power to restrain that, Scotty
  77.  
  78. I rap with an ill mind, "Hey, that's Hoppy!"
  79. I'll tear his fucking face off, take that, Robbie!
  80. Your production quality is way bad, sloppy
  81. Or is your wave compression rate that lossy?
  82. "How can Hopsin be the one that he's dissing?"
  83. I'm just showing I can do this and still win the competition

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