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The Real Slim Shady (Edit)

  1. [Eminem]
  2. May I have your attention please?
  3. May I have your attention please?
  4. Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  5. I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
  6. We're gonna have a problem here..
  7.  
  8. Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
  9. Jaws all on the floor like Pam and Tommy just burst in the door
  10. And started whooping her out much worse than before
  11. They first were divorced, throwing her over furniture (Ah!)
  12. It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
  13. He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
  14. And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
  15. Dr. Dre's kidnapped, he's locked in my basement! (Ha ha!)
  16. Feminist women love Eminem
  17. [*vocal turntable: chigga chigga chigga*]
  18. "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
  19. Look at him, walking around grabbing his you know what
  20. Flipping the you know who." "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
  21. Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
  22. But no worse, than what's going on in your parents' bedrooms
  23. Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
  24. But it's cool for Tom Green to revive a dead moose
  25. "My up is on your lips, my up is on your lips"
  26. And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
  27. And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
  28. And expect them not to know what a woman's (censored) is
  29. Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
  30. By the time they hit fourth grade
  31. They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
  32. "We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
  33. Who (censored) other people (censored) like cantelopes
  34. But if we can revive dead animals and antelopes
  35. Then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
  36. [*EWWW!*] But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
  37. Women wave your coats in the air, sing the chorus and it goes
  38.  
  39. [Chorus –Eminem (repeat 2x):]
  40. 'Cause I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
  41. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
  42. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
  43. Please stand up, please stand up?
  44.  
  45. [Eminem]
  46. Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell records;
  47. Well I do, so forget him and forget you too!
  48. You think I give a word about a Grammy?
  49. Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
  50. "But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
  51. Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
  52. So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
  53. Yo Dude, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
  54. So I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
  55. And hear 'em argue over who she gave up to first
  56. Little kid, put me on blast on MTV
  57. "Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee hee!"
  58. I should download her audio on MP3
  59. And show the whole world how you gave Eminem (censored)
  60. I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
  61. So I have been sent here to annoy you
  62. And there's a million of us just like me
  63. Who cuss like me; who just don't give a word like me
  64. Who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
  65. It just might be the next best thing but not quite me!
  66.  
  67. [Chorus]
  68.  
  69. [Eminem]
  70. I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only giving you
  71. Things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
  72. The only difference is I got the heart to say it
  73. In front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
  74. I just get on the mic and spit it
  75. And whether you like to admit it [*ERR*] I just hit it
  76. Better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
  77. Then you wonder
  78. "how can kids eat up these albums like (censored)"
  79. It's funny; cause at the rate I'm going when I'm thirty
  80. I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirting
  81. Pinching nurses cheeks when I'm slacking off with Jergens
  82. And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of (censored) isn't working
  83. And every single person is a Slim Shady lurking
  84. He could be working at (censored)
  85. spitting on your onion rings
  86. [*HACH*] Or in the parking lot, circling
  87. Screaming "I don't give a word!"
  88. With his windows down and his system up
  89. So, will the real Shady please stand up?
  90. And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
  91. And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
  92. And one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?
  93.  
  94. [Chorus 4X]
  95.  
  96. [Eminem]
  97. Ha ha
  98. Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
  99. Forget it, let's all stand up

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