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Santa; An Underdog Story
- Jesus would've never guessed,
- He's about to be shown up by this ariyan mess,
- What the fuck bro,
- I was already put to the test,
- Santa is said to be his brother,
- Blessed be Gifts,
- Morning after,
- Hung on the Crucifix,
- Sanat's got nothing,
- Just things he can't fix,
- And Provoking theories to the form of stockings,
- Mrs Claus lick up the frosting,
- Jesus and I invented docking,
- was a loss made to destroy my Status,
- Got said he made us,
- Then he played with us,
- Gave up his son Jesus to the Romans,
- to show his forgiveness,
- Omnipotence wasn't invented yet,
- Girls still ignore Santa on Snapchat,
- Mrs, Claus eats too many flapjacks,
- Back when we had sex on the present sack,
- Jesus, when I looked up
- You were smilin back,
- With Abe Lincoln and Stephen Hawking,
- Hardly recognised,
- He was walkin and talkin,
- Wasn't rocket science,
- Life isn't fair,
- I wish there were enough air to stop being scared of death and my beloved,
- Bewary,
- Dungeons and dragons,
- My hope is that they kill me,
- Like Gimora,
- My family is hostile,
- Onions make me cry,
- Dangers can't be so versatile,
- But as stupid as florida,
- I'm big like Canada,
- We'll see if I know ya,
- If you be hot,
- You'll be poring like Niagara,
- Santa got laid,
- On his Birthday,
- Had to lay off the milk to see his dick again,
- Viagara's an old friend,
- During this period,
- he takes dick pics,
- And sends them to all his North Pole quick dips,
- Semen tastes like Candy Canes,
- And dick stripped red and white,
- Slappin that ass,
- Mrs. Claus will match,
- Elf orgies are in high demand,
- They love to help,
- give an extra hand,
- as small as oopa loompas,
- The Truth is that fuckin you good is what they've planned,
- What did the orpahn kid get for Christmas,
- Cancer, Ha!
- As funny as Kanye West,
- Eating fishdicks,
- We're all blips,
- Life is short lived,
- It is what you make it,
- But so many things in the world,
- Work against exactly that,
- Don't need a flashback,
- Some people need to see to believe,
- That's naive,
- Suffering is around in other means,
- Places exist,
- Start walikin til you stop seein simialr faces,
- Santa,
- For Christmas,
- My Dad bought my Mom so mace,
- Just in case,
- He'd make a mistake,
- Bam! Gone all away,
- Like Fate,
- His state,
- Gave my Mom the right to shoot him in the face,
- Red faced,
- Blind to the door he got locked behind,
- Never again allowed inside,
- Bitcheds fillin my whole life,
- Lookin out the window,
- See my Dad,
- Outside in the cold, snickering,
- The Big Bad Wolf,
- Hope he doesn't get to me,
- My Ma protectin me,
- Santa! Stop Eatin pussy,
- Help Please,
- Thirteen without a daddy,
- To fill the important duties,
- PIckin from litters of beauties,
- All to choose from,
- But beauties expect douches,
- These bitches,
- Most of them are doofuses,
- This day and age,
- Sugar daddies are makin moves and shit,
- Pimps running Government,
- The hood never speaks,
- Or your slit or forced to dip,
- Curious to whom runs it,
- Whoever? Celebrities fuck em,
- Driving lambos up the driveway,
- Gangster chain of command,
- Smokin three dabs,
- Pass the blunt to the right,
- Don't fight,
- We got enought kush for the night,
- Peace!
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