BUILDING BLUEPRINT
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baldis basics
- When my alarm clock went off I hit snooze
- Then my mom got me up, "Get ready for school!"
- "You need to eat eat your Wheaties and double knot your shoes
- And better remember, don't you forget your 7 Noteboos!"
- "But mom I feel under the weather today"
- "I'll let you stay home sick as soon as you get better grades!"
- So I scoot off to school with my backpack strapped tight
- Wait, where are my notebooks? I knew my bag felt light
- I guess I must've left 'em back in a classroom
- I'll grab 'em after math, don't know why but I have to
- I'm greeted by the teacher, doesn't seem like a bad dude
- "Answer correctly every question I ask you
- Fantastic! You're doing incredible!"
- I already passed math, but that's all on my schedule
- I'll never solve this impossible problem, I can't even read it
- Now Baldi's got a frown and I'm prepared for a beatin'
- He's the teacher, I cannot outsmart him
- You're gonna see my picture on milk cartons
- 'Bout to meet the business end of Baldi's yardstick
- Welcome to the schoolhouse of hard knocks, kids!
- Baldi's got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night
- (Study hard all night)
- You know you gotta solve each problem right
- (Solve 'em right)
- If you know your 1,2,3's, It'll be as easy as pi
- (3.14)
- Pay attention when I teach you how to die
- Can we change the subject, pretty please?
- Right now we need a little better Chemistry
- Think of what fun a foreign Language could be
- Cuz I've done the Math, I'm lookin' like History
- You can forget PE, I got my cardio
- When I wasted all my playtime jumping rope
- I know my judgement is coming but I think we need a Recess
- Or a dead student's what you broom's gotta sweep next
- I'm not bothered by the Bully, I ain't scared of him
- I'm on my best behavior Principal, take care of him
- I thought I saw the Sock Puppet, he's a little timid
- 'Till I get more notbooks and then he's livid
- Stay back! I got a soda, I've been shaking it well
- At the end of the day, could I be saved by the bell
- I'm in an 8 bit hell and I'll forever burn
- I get plenty detentions but I never learn
- Baldi's got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night
- (Study hard all night)
- You know you gotta solve each problem right
- (Solve 'em right)
- If you know your 1,2,3's, It'll be as easy as pi
- (3.14)
- Pay attention when I teach you how to die
- (How to die, die, die)
- "Oh my god, is Mavis Beacon on bath salts?"
- "You're probably locked up with Baldi, that's all
- You know some Rogaine ought to go a long way"
- Snap! He heard that and I'm going the wrong way!
- What does he do with that ruler to little boys?
- Don't wanna know, throw him off with a little noise
- I've been thinking that the faculty actually
- Has been keeping track of every casualty casually
- Pocket full of quarters and a chocolate bar
- A robot stopped me for a hug, I'm not getting far
- These distorted distractions out to stop my plans
- But the true crime here is the Comic Sans! (OH GOD NO)
- All the halls are red, get to the exit
- Barely staying ahead, forgot how tired my legs get
- I'm sick of this outdated education simulation
- I've either gotta break it or make it to graduation!
- Baldi's got a pop quiz, I hope you studied hard all night
- (Study hard all night)
- You know you gotta solve each problem right
- (Solve 'em right)
- If you know your 1,2,3's, It'll be as easy as pi
- (3.14)
- Pay attention when you get this education
- As I teach you all the basics on how to die
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