BUILDING BLUEPRINT
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Eminem Rap God blueprint test
- Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
- But I'm only going to get this one chance
- Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
- Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
- If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble, big trouble,
- And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
- You were just what the doctor ordered
- I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
- All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
- Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
- They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
- But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
- I got a laptop in my back pocket
- My pen'll go off when I half cock it
- Got a fat knot from that rap profit
- Made a living and a killing off it
- Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
- With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut sack
- I'm an MC still as honest
- But as rude and indecent as all hell syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
- This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
- You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy brat
- Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap crap, yep, yackidy yac
- And at the exact same time I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing
- That I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
- Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
- Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
- How could I not blow? All I do is drop F bombs, feel my wrath of attack
- Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a Maxipad
- It's actually disastrously bad
- For the wack while I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
- I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
- All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
- Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box, slap box?
- Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
- Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
- Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
- Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
- Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
- MC's get taken to school with this music
- 'Cause I use it as a vehicle to bus the rhyme
- Now I lead a new school full of students
- Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N
- W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
- Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
- To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
- Roll Hall of Fame
- Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
- Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
- On the wall of shame
- You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
- Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
- Little gay looking boy
- So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
- You witnessing a mass occur
- Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
- Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
- You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
- And a "way to go" from your label everyday looking boy
- Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
- I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
- I'mma work for everything I have
- Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
- Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
- To keep up with the same pace looking boy
- 'Cause I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
- All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
- The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
- Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
- Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
- So you be Thor and I'll be Odin, you rodent, I'm omnipotent
- Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
- And I should not be woken
- I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
- But I got your mom deep throating
- I'm out my Ramen noodle, we have nothing in common, poodle
- I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
- It's me, my honesty's brutal
- But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
- For good at least once in a while
- So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
- Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
- But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case 'cause even you unsigned
- Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
- I know there was a time where once I
- Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
- So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
- Appeal with the skin color of mine
- You get too big and here they come trying to
- Censor you like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Mathers LP
- One when I tried to say "I'll take seven kids from Columbine
- Put 'em all in a line, add an AK 47, a revolver and a nine"
- See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I'm
- Morphin' into an immortal coming through the portal
- You're stuck in a time warp from 2004 though
- And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
- You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
- You write normal, fuck being normal
- And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
- Just to come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
- 'Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad
- Singin' to a man while they played piano
- Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
- So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
- "Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you"
- Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
- Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
- What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
- Innovative and I'm made of rubber
- So that anything you say is ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
- I'm devastating, more than ever demonstrating
- How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
- Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
- For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
- 'Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
- I make elevating music, you make elevator music
- Oh, he's too mainstream
- Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
- It's not hip hop, it's pop, 'cause I found a hella way to fuse it
- With rock, shock rap with Doc
- Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
- I don't know how to make songs like that
- I don't know what words to use
- Let me know when it occurs to you
- While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
- It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you
- How many verses I gotta murder to
- Prove that if you were half as nice, your songs you can sacrifice virgins too uh!
- School flunkie, pill junky
- But look at the accolades the skills brung me
- Full of myself, but still hungry
- I bully myself 'cause I make me do what I put my mind to
- And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
- But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
- I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
- Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
- But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
- Angels fight with devils and, here's what they want from me
- They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
- But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred I have
- Then you may be a little patient and more sympathetic to the situation
- And understand the discrimination
- But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
- But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
- Don't mistake it for Satan
- It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
- And take a vacation to trip a broad
- And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
- Be a king? Think not, why be a king when you can be a God?
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