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ERB 43
- Isaac Newton:
- Of all the scientific minds in history
- They put Beaker in a bow tie up against me?
- I'm a master, I discovered gravity
- I drop rhymes like they're falling from an apple tree
- You're no match for me, you got a bach degree
- I got a unit of force named after me
- You wanna battle, guy? That's a crazy notion
- What I start flowing, I stay in motion!
- First law! Did you catch that? Or did it go too fast to detect
- Perhaps it'd be better if I added in a bleep or a bloop or another wacky sound effect
- I was born on Christmas, I'm God's gift
- I unlocked the stars that you're dancing with.
- You waste time debatin' creationists
- While I create the science you explain to kids!
- Bill Nye:
- Yes it's true, that I used to teach kids science on my PBS show
- But now I do what I gotta do to make sure scientific thought can grow
- And I'm still in my prime, hitting my stride
- What'd you do with the back half of your life?
- You freaked out, started counting coins in the bank and you sure didn't add no wife (ooh!)
- You wrote the book on gravity, but you couldn't attract no body
- Your work on orbits was exemplary, but your circle of friends was shoddy
- You don't wanna mess with the guy Bill Nye
- Why? I rap sharp like a needle in your eye
- Stick to drinking that mercury
- Cause I hypothesize that you're about to get beat
- Isaac Newton:
- Well, I conclude that your methods are the wackest.
- You wouldn't even pass in one of my classes.
- Every action has an equal and opposite reaction
- Except for when we both start rapping.
- I accelerated the minds of mankind to a higher plane of understanding.
- And I can calculate the weight and the size and the shape of the shadow of the mind you're standing in.
- And I'll leave with a page from a book I wrote at half your age to rebut
- The integral sec y dy from zero to one sixth of pi is the log to base e of the square root of three times the sixty fourth power of what?
- Neil deGrasse Tyson:
- Why don't you pick on a brain your own size?
- We got a badass over here, plus I got your back, Nye.
- Astrophysics black guy, Hayden Planetary fly
- By the way, the answer to your little calculation is i
- As in I put the swag back in science
- While Isaac Newton was lying and sticking daggers in Leibniz.
- And hiding up inside his attic on some Harry Potter business
- The Universe is infinite, but this battle is finished.
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