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eminem parody
- Where's my penis?
- I have no penis in my butt hole there you go
- Yeah.. yo, yo
- Have you ever been hated or discriminated against?
- I have; I've been penetrated and ejaculated against
- Rammin' shafts up my faggot ass, look at my brass
- Ever since class I've been suckin' off my teachers to pass
- All this cum motion unloadin' run deep as ocean's explodin'
- Nut keeps splashin' from faggots just suck 'em off and keep goin'
- Nut takin' bummer I'm known as to every one in my region
- Keep stickin' ass in the mornin' and takin' cocks in the evenin'
- Leaves me with a taste as sour as seminal in my mouth
- See they can bugger me, but y'all never figured me out
- Look at me now; you know I got a dick in me now.
- Blame my momma?
- She was the fattest slut in the house!
- I'm sorry momma!
- I never meant to hurt you!
- I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
- I'm comin' out my closet (one more time)
- I said I'm sorry momma!
- I never meant to hurt you!
- I never meant to make you cry; but tonight
- I'm comin' out my closet
- Ha! I got some vibrators in my closet
- and I don't know if no one knows it
- So before they throw me inside my coffin and close it
- I'ma expose it; I'll take you back to '83
- before I ever had to worry about the HIV
- I was a baby, maybe I was just a couple of months
- My faggot father used to put his willy up in my bum
- cause he split, my anal cherry then he came in my eye
- And lookin' back on it all now I fuckin' wish I could die
- I look at gays, see, and try to picture their bare behinds
- Even if I hated men ,I'd grit my teeth and I'd try
- to make it work with 'em, at least for papa's sake
- He maybe made some mistakes
- but he's the only gay who taught me everything that I know today
- What he did was stupid, no doubt it was dumb
- But the smartest shit he did was put a condom on his king dong
- ''cause he'da killed me; shit he woulda shot cum in my throat
- It's my life, I'd like to welcome y'all to "The Batty Boy Show"
- Repeat Chorus
- Now I would never diss my own momma just to get recognition
- Take a second to listen for who you think this record is dissin'
- But put yourself in my position; just try to envision
- witnessin' your momma gobblin' Mormon missionaries in the kitchen
- Bitchin' that someone's always pullin' down her drawers and clit's itchin'
- Goin' through public whorehouse systems, victim of crack controlled pimpin'
- My whole life I was made to believe I was straight when I wasn't
- 'til I grew up, now I do what you did, I'm sick to my stomach
- guzzlin' it
- Wasn't it the reason you gave that VD to me MA?
- So you can try but can't deny the way you treated me MA?
- But guess what? You're gettin' Alzheimer's now, brain dead and alone too
- And your care home security's gettin' lax, you're gonna know when I bone you
- My asshole's gettin' so big now; you should see it, it's beautiful
- But you'll never see it 'til I shit on you at your funeral!
- See what hurts me the most is when I take cocks that are long
- Rips through my thong keep tellin' myself its all 'cause'a mom!
- But how dare you try to take what you didn't help me to get
- You selfish bitch; I fought fuckin' long and hard for these dicks
- Remember when Elton came out gay and you said you're glad it's not me?
- Well guess what, I +AM+ gay gay as a faggot can be!
- Repeat Chorus (2x) till end
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