The Hobbit Rap

Yo, I step down the shire bare foot and gutless.

once a nice little hobbit now i'm one you don't Fuck with.

New sword to cut with and the one ring baby sauron can suck it.

spit riddles sharper than daggers craft lyrical ladders.

establish my status from bag end to rivendell.

My name will be set off as the elvish for swagger.

Bring the Arkenstone Home and prove that size don't matter.

watch me verbally apendus the smaug the stupendous.

i can kick ass as long as i have my precious.

I'm Hobbit with swagger kickin ass faster than mike jagger.