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My name is Dave F and this is a story all about my night

Had a shower combed my hair looked in the mirror made sure i looked right

some cologne on my neck keys wallet phone check

ready to leave the house peaceful so i dont roll with my tech

Arrive at the party and the place is fucking bouncing

Floor is reverberating the bass is fucking pumping

Gangster walk across the room drink shoved in my face

Ready to fuck shit up tonight give it a taste

And i don't waste drink i downed it in a minute

Party got much better since i came up in it

like i come in women, half an hour late

and if i don't have a condom i'll bust on her face

 

few drinks in my bloodworks so my confidence is high

i roll up a doobie im bout ready to fly

i scope a bitch from across the room shes so hot i wanna be her groom

am i hallucinating fuck no - cos tonight i didnt take shrooms

this indo got me buzzed seeing black and white - racoons

I'm da D A V E baby who the fuck are you

im laid back on the sofa, my spirits high my eyes low

my name's Dave who wants to know

who wants to bone who wants to fuck

who wants to 69 in the backseat of my monster truck

 

 

so the bitch i scoped earlier no i didn't forget her

wanted to get her all alone make her take off that sweater

i felt ready to sweat her i knew i had to get her

straight black hair down to her ass i see it from the back like im in class

i stare at it it stares back it bounces up in time with the track

she turned around no surprises she's pretty and her breasts right

i had to go approach her - but didn't wanna get up

this weed got me glued to the sofa - but i gotta go ask her whats up

im moonwalking and c walking across the floor to her side of the room

thats her side she owns it she shows off her ass like a babboon

i said how you doing then she said fine

i said are u a parking ticket she said i know that line

i heard it all the time but what i also hear

all the time is your tunes are you DAVE F for real

i said yeah thats me D A V E a straight up G wanna be with me

she said yeah i do i dont care who sees and if i we go upstairs ill take off this T

lets take this to a more private location

i winked and picked her up the upstairs bedroom is my destination

now i don't know how to put this but like big daddy kane taught me

took her to the bed the way things went

made whoopie made whoopie made whoopie