Runescape rap.

It was on the internet

the ad said click to play

so i pressed the button and signed up my name

ih166 bitch, invite me to play

ill 1v1 brah, and kick you ass all day!

come on know you wanna, just say ok

or are you to scared you just wanna run away!?

(faster)

In the wildy i would go, to slay demons and monsters

I could kill em so fast, all the noobs would halla

"hey, ih166 come help me do this raid,

I said, this isnt world of warcraft, go play your own game.

 

I would flank left on castle wars, that's the way I would roll

I win so many games i would roll in the dough

13 mil after one hour, thats a personal low.

u aint at my level bro, come watch me make a show.

 

woodcuttin lvl 99, my fire makin too

cuttin down yew, thats all i would do

makin rows of fire, thats all i knew

now i can make a fire twice as fast as you.

 

I take no damage with dragon on my bod

im better than guthix or any god.

balck armor is for noobs, thats so easy to get,

i buy ten from the store, its as common as bread

 

rockin the magic, ill cast a spell all day

you want only swords, BK, have it your way

ill beat your ass, you're gonna pay

lets go to the wildy, so you can be my prey

 

What! I lagged out. I'm coming right back

That's right,mhm, I want a rematch,

I'll fight you with my bare hands, no shield

Cause i dont need one, my knuckles are a force field.

 

Tutorial island, it taught me all i know

about woodcuttin, sword fighing, and how to get a bow