I'm Deadpool
• Written by Deadpool
They call me Deadpool, I'm hella fast
Came to merc the bad guys, and get some ass
Got blades for days, got guns galore
Got combo moves, evades and more
With bear traps and hand grenades
Pull the pistol like a maniac right in your face
Poppin off caps, leave a trail of guts
Sittin' on my chair, scratchin' my nuts
"I can't die, I'm invincible.
"But if you'd like to try, then I'll crush your skull."
Crass and rude, borderline obscene
But I'm the funniest motherfucker that you ever did see
And Wolverine is gettin' bitch-slapped
"Wake up, Wolvey, no time for a nap."
We gotta rescue Rogue, ride a roller coaster
Grab our gear and head to Genosha
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Deadpool
Member since February 13 2015