INTRO

Spit, voice crack, and snot inside puberty

Maybe if I just lie then I’ll gain maturity

purity, a question of choice, fate, and cults

everyone’s a robot, with their fucking nuts and bolts

and I’m the only problem, the only one self-conscious

cell signal’s being blocked in here, stop the fear it’s over

Or is it? Testify from upper and outer image?

Stop asking questions, you’re so fucking pathetic

get over yourself, you aren’t fucking poetic

So I just get on Reddit, and sled it in the snow

take this here lace and tie into a bow,

my foe, is one with superpowers and two hours to spare

on my stupid game, with my stupid name and my stupid face

to ever chase a girl, with no outer intentions of datin’

fucking women is overrated, and so are cell phones, I keep my pager

at all times, you ever need me just to page, I’ll see you later

I’ll probably write rhymes and complain, go insane, and get over it

angry sometimes, all I know is I want to start some shit

I’m starting it, and sparking it, like wood on wood on fire,

but everybody knows I’m just a fucking spare liar

I can’t fire myself, I can’t hire someone else

for help, maybe the attention and stupid self-intention

will get me some super special points for intuition

play it official, the streets are lined with coke

“lined” get it? Hahaha. Yeah, that’s a joke.

Satire, a little poke at society from the sidelines

Five lines, already started runnin out of rhymes

so five times, I started over, looking at blank paper

to be filled with rhymes later, but I’m just a domesticator

tag me on the pager, eating little tots like tater

fake her accent and back bent, god, she heaven-sent

I don’t know what I’ll be but I’ll just go with what I’m lent.

Unspeakable, cheese pizza, feastin’ on some sneakers

see the streets, teacher, it’s a leecher findin’ the screecher