Om Don't Know How to Rap

This guy raps like his parents jerked him

He sounds like Eric Sermon, the generic version

This whole crowd looks suspicious

Its all dudes in here, except for these bitches

So Im a German, Eh

Thats ok, you look like a frickin worm with braids

These Leaders of the Free World rookies

Lookie, how can 6 dicks be pussies

 

Talkin bout shits creek

Bitch, you could be up piss creek

With paddles this deep

Your still gonna sink

Your a disgrace

Yeah, they call me Rabbit

This is a turtle race

 

He can't get with me spittin this shit

Wickedly lickety shot

Spickety spickety split lickety

So Im gonna turn around with a great smile

And walk my white ass back across 8 mile!

 

Yo, I spit a racial slur. Honky, sue me.

This shit is a Horror flick

but the black guy doesn't die in this movie.

Fricking with Om dawg you gotta be kiddin.

That makes me believe you really don't have a interest in livin.

 

You think these niggas gonna feel the shit you say?

I got a better chance joinin the K.K.K.

Know some real shit tho? I like you.

That's why I didn't wanna be the one you commit suicide to.

Frick Lotto ... call me your leader.

I feel bad I gotta murder that dude from leave it to beaver.

I used to like that show now you got me in fight back mode.

But oh well if you gotta go ... then you gotta go.

I hate to do this. I would love for this shit to last.

So I'll take pictures of my rear end so you won't forget my ass.

 

Om don't know how to rap. Heh. Get your ass rekt.

 

And all is well that ends ok.

So I'll end this shit with a ... frick you but have a nice day!

 

Ward I think you were a little hard on the Beaver.

So was Eddie Haskel, Wally and Ms. Cleaver.

This guy keeps screamin hes paranoid.

Quick someone get his ass another steroid!

Blah-de-bee-bee, blah blah blah-be-dee-, blooh-blah.

I didn't hear a word you said ... hippity-hoo blah.

Look Snoop Dogg has got a frick boob job!

Didn't you listen to the last round meathead?

Pay attention your saying the same shit that he said.

Matter a fact dawg, here's a pencil.

Go home, write some shit, make it suspenseful

and don't come back until somethin dope hits you.

Frick it, you could take the mic home with you.

Lookin like a cyclone hit you.

Tanktops screamin "Lotto I don't fit you!"

You see how far them white jokes get you,

boys like "hows Vanilla Ice gonna diss you?"

My motto frick Om.

I'll get your seven digits from your mother for a dollar tomorrow.

 

 

Now everybody from the 313

Put your motherfricking hands and follow me

Everybody from the 313

Put your motherfricking hands up

Look Look

 

Now while he stands tough

Notice that this man did not had his hands up

This free world got you gased up

Now who's afraid of the big bad wolf

 

1, 2, 3 and to the 4

1 pac, 2 pac, 3 pac, 4

4 pac, 3 pac, 2 pac, 1

You're pac, he's pac, no pacs, none

 

This guy aint no mother-fricking Mc,

I know everything he's got to say against me,

I am white, I am a fricking bum, I do live in a trailer with my

mom,

My boy Future is an Uncle Tom.

I do got a dumb friend named Cheddar Bob who shoots

himself in the leg with his own gun,

I did get jumped by all 6 of you chumps

I'm still standin here screamin "Frick The Free World!"

Don't ever try to judge me dude

You don't know what the frick I've been through

 

But I know something about you

You went to Crankbook, that's a private school

What's the matter dawg? You embarrased?

This is guy's a gangster, he's real name's Clarence

 

And Clarence lives at home with both parents

And Clarence's parents have a real good marriage

This guy don't wanna battle, He's shook

'Cause there no such things as half-way crooks

He's scared to death

He's scared to look in his fricking yearbook, frick Crankbook

 

Frick the beat, I go acapella

Frick a papa doc, frick a clock, frick a trailer, frick everybody

Frick y'all if you doubt me

I'm a piece of frickin' white trash, I say it proudly

And frick this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outty,

Here, tell this people something they dont know about me.