The Greatest Choppa
• Written by Cxlder
(Verse)
All the greatest lyricists I know of
Never had to tell me they were great
It makes me wonder why Nova
Has so much to say
Are you Always Insecure (AI)
I'm just happy ish knows his letters
But even though they sent
No message was delivered
ABCD DCBA
THIS IS BS
THIS IS CRAZY
I'M A GANGSTA
YOU'RE A PEEBRAIN
You can spell
Hooray
You made it!
If you're a gangster
Then how you have the time
To lose to someone half as young
In an online battle
Without even trying my greatest stunts
Ish you thought you had me, til I said lemme get a battle
all of a sudden talker doesn't have as much to say
Oh my rap god, he just said that I'm not gangster
As he's typing retirement papers
Honestly ominous
I'm on this naughty list
Hop on the comments
And squash em apologies
Locked in and loaded
I blow up the nonsense
I'm constantly proving
That I am a prodigy
C'mon your comedy
Dropped like economy
Common I'm not
Imma call in the pharmacy
Drug him around
I'm the sound of true Halloween
Hollaring out cause Outcast
Has been slaughtering
Atreus tell me I'm trash again
Even then I'm in my bag
I don't care how big you are
That's just a bigger target man
I need to up my pen game
I shouldn't have used that pencil
Linking the ink to my page
I'm on a whole different level
Fix your flow
I'm Niagra
Without the fall
You wanted bars
How ironic cause
Alcatraz just called
They don't know
But they can't hold me down my arms
So what makes you think your
Pipe cleaners can hold my bars
Soularis better do some research
If you coming at me
All your albums trash
But I've only ever made an EP
Enough with NF
Like I'm a wannabe
You'll wanna be dead
After I murder the beat
Abyssal would've lost
If he had a good opponent
Kazz you better zip it
And leave it unopened
You all strike on 3
I strike any moment
But I can take on 3
6 or 9 in one going
Nova you couldn't be the candy M&M
Cause your songs don't have any flavor
And they melt in my hands when I handle you
Like IshTalkers capo
But I record myself, and I'm obviously lyrical
You take Ems vocals, then say I'm unoriginal
I'll never fit in your shoes
Why cause you clowns wear a seventy two
Only time I ever suck is when I vacuum
If Ress complains again about anything at all
then I'mma lay him down to rest thats the biggest he'll ever get
Why am I so underrated, you don't have nothing to rate yet
You clowns aren't like me
I'm the Joker
I murder the beat
I murder MC's
But my cousin's birthdays
in a couple weeks
You think you could
Come in and give them a treat
No you can't speak
But give them a smile
I am a freak
I'm proud to be wild
What do you mean
You don't wanna smile
Give me a knife
I'll do it myself
Anybody else wanna come at me with bars
I don't care who you are
I don't care who you think I am
I'mma tear you apart and I go for the heart
When you live in the dark then you tend to be sharp
Don't let down your guard that wouldn't be smart
If I am a flame you are a spark
And that is why my music is hotter than stars
Going off like a comit, I come in to kill it
Already committed to committing lyrical killings
I'm Cleveland Indians Manny Ramirez to Earl Averill
Cause I get a hit every game that I'm in I'm in all of em
I don't need autotune if I wanted to I would tune you all out
Then out tune you, I strike and you miss
Even when you get hits better know I don't drop the ball
I don't hate you buddy
Cause I didn't
But I got a little livid
With the underestimation
If your singles did a pull up
They still couldn't carry weight
And even though you beat me
You won't ever defeat me
Ress you couldn't beat me in a battle
But it's funny you don't even have a little bit of skill
If it came to spitting bars you'd dissolve like saliva
Say you got the drive you don't even have a wheel
I've been thinking about a pill or just a vitamin
I made a medication from the other side the sight of it I'm
Popping it I'm popping off I'm profiting
By dropping em before I let em die
Then I'mma tell them all my name so they
Don't forget again
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Cxlder
Member since February 22 2022