I Broke my Mouse

BANG BANG BANG

My mouse broke cause it got ran over by my mustang.

No actually my anger issues ran it over.

I'm so ashamed.

The light is on but it's not working.

BATTERIES OUT

Why are the batteries wrong?

I'm sorry.

Why is every single freaking cable from the Nintendo Switch here?

Why do they type everything I say...

Like a cruel joke.

Like life.

Smashed and defaced like my mouse.

Like my Microsoft family.

Broken.

Like my polygonal marriage.

Like the cafeteria cookie.

OH MY GOD IT'S WORKING

Who said brb?

Sara.

Ok. Anyways.

BANG BANG BANG