Jack And Pie
• Written by LordAres
Jack went to the store bought one apple./
Then a ripped muscular wrestler got him with a grapple./
Jack wondered why he didn't have a clue./
He was hundred ninty pounds and about six foot two./
Fueled with protein lifted him of his feet./
Incredibly strong he was a strength athlete./
Yo bro put me down your making a scene./
I'm a grownass man I'm only eighteen./
The wrestler released Jack with posture erect./
He released Jack and this is what he said./
What up bitch they call me the GoldenEye./
Now satisfy my cheats and make me an apple pie./
An apple pie but I only have one./
You have none I can't bake my son./
I'm your son well take me to your house./
And what's with the toys is this a playhouse./
GoldenEye and Jack went off to Jacks house./
They went to Jacks house they went they bounce./
The encounter they buried the bags they carried./
Jacks mom was unmarried she admired GoldenEyes physique./
Hi honey where have you been and who's your handsome friend./
Oh him I don't know I found him in a represented wrestling event./
Yo miss my names GoldenEye I possess pretty eyes./
I play football get girls and eat apple pies./
Well for a youngman who eats apple pies you seem healthy./
I'm an elementary school teacher call me Miss Kelly./
Jack I'll be home in five hours don't make a mess./
Mom I'm a grownass man not a kid in distress./
Jack and GoldenEye made the pie it was done./
Jack your such a cunt but making this was fun./
GoldenEye left it was his dinner time./
And that's the end of this created story see ya next time./
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LordAres
Member since January 19 2015