Pack Bible 2.5

 

That's why yo dumbass banned from the spice section in the grocery store cuz yo ass be snorting all the peppers to achieve euphoric feelings nigga

 

 

You lost a championship arm wrestling match to a fat mexican and he ate 3 tacos after the battle to regain his strength nigga

 

 

Nigga yo minecraft character is so strong that nigga be mining entire trees in one swing boy

 

 

That's why you perform break dances at family reunions nigga you nasty as shit

 

 

Nigg you was playing hide and go seek with yo imaginary friends and yo mother seen yo ass hiding and called you mentally insane nigga you weird as shit

 

 

That's why yo ass be perfectly timing fire crackers to go off at 6:30 to wake you up because you can't afford an alarm clock nigga

 

 

Nigga you use legendary swords to cut steak at fancy resturaunts nigga

 

 

Nigga yo little autistic ass be surf boarding in yo bath tub boy yo ass poor as shit nigga

 

 

You that one nigga that's too funny to go past the 5 feet section in yo local swimming pool nigga you scarry as shit

 

The only reason you dig in yo nose is because you actually believe that gold is in there boy

 

 

Boy you wasted 3 hours of your life trying to convince the Bubble Guppies that you attend their school boy

 

 

That's why you take showers with the water that falls off of houses after it stops raining you bum ass nigga

 

 

Yeah that's why you heat up yo food with your mothers car engine boy

 

 

That's why you went into a street fight hitting niggas with wet rags twisting and winding them bitches back like shit boy

 

 

Nigga the only reason you sky dive off of skyscrapers is for the adrenaline rush boy you don't even use parachutes the adrenaline rush make yo ass take 0 fall damage boy

 

Nigga yo ass got yo ass beat by that nigga daddy long neck from instagram nigga you weak as shit boy

 

 

That' why yo ass get stage fright whenever you present school projects to the rest of the class nigga you anti-social as shit nigga

 

 

thats why a wood pecker plicked all the hair off yo head left yo ass going to school bald as shit boy

 

Nope nigga you got colorful high quality assorted balloons just floating in yo shower boy because the gravity in yo bathroom is reversed nigga you dumb as fuck

 

No boy yo ass got a K11 Foldable stereo tangle-free headset just sitting in yo laundry room because you don't like hearing the clothes wrestle eachother in the dryer nigga you weird as fuck

 

Nope nigga you got 17 stacks of multipurpose printer paper sitting on top of yo TV just so you can make feedbacks of every tv show you watch boy you dumb as fuck

 

Nope you carry a Lasko Portable Electric 42 inch Tower Fan in yo left pocket just in case yo kidneys collaps from heat failure nigga you dumb as fuck

 

That was ass boy you got a leather padded adjustable office chair in yo bath tub just incase yo knee caps get tired when you take a shower boy you weak as fuck nigga

 

You tried to fuck a old navy mannequine and broke yo dick in half and tried to fuck two e-girls at the same time and got STD's in yo cab muscles boy what are u sayin boy

 

Uhuh nigga that's why ya mom got charmin ultra soft booty cheeks boy whenever i smack her ass it dont even make clap noizez nigga it just exfoliates nigga you dumb as shit

 

 

That's why yo dumb ass father cut yo mattress in half and turned it into a bunk bed for yo step couzins nigga and then yo cousins beat yo ass cuz you failed Chimestry class with a 37%

 

 

Uhuh nigga ya mother is a level 10 warrior nigga and she trains zobies to clip her toe nails with safety sizzors boy you ugly as fuck