the L-C - puzzling rhymes

i was once speeding down the freeway, in a car thats opposite white, it begins with the letter B, it's also 4 letters across, it was used alot in the olden days, including with bullshit newspapers, but c'mon theres nothing offensive about this, because you're life obviously does matter, feeling like a K wearing a crown, this is also 4 letters but this time it's down

im not quite tupac but I'm completable, everyone mother fucking plays you, you gon' rap me up a mofo' xbox?, you're career is at a theme park, half rollercoaster & half playstation, you seem to get degraded, I just evolve getting UPgraded, you're system needs a update, I'm a kray thats 8 letters across, don't try to fucking with me mother fucker

I'm like a boomerang, don't confuse me with the letters 0 - 0 - 7, I'll vanish in a puff of mother fucking smoke, you won't even see this magical g, so what if you have a lazer, so does that god damn billionaire, wait isnt there 2 of you?, my common sense is mother fucking tingling, I'm half spider that's 3 letters down, flying would actually be kind of amazing

I'm scraping the sly 9 letters down, why is it always america?, fuck tony I'll spark him 7 letters across 4 buildings, I'll be taking the micky like mike in his prime, "but wheres the irony in that man?", don't 4 letters across with me, oh c'mon it's nothing sexual, you're hatred is my motivation to 4 letters up, it's so hot I'm basically 8 letters down like a duck, smashing like the angry greeny is just sensational

I'm bombing like the trash can, call me the terror of every era, I also rhyme sometimes with obama, mr hologram once prayed for a black president, maybe he did actually predict this, he was better than the D 6 letters up, I'm pretty sure he's the real daffy duck, now we have a B-J minus 12 inches down, damn I think anybody else would frown too, pfft go fuck yourself I don't feel sorry for no ponsey mother fucker