The Barbecue Anthem
• Written by BarbecueAndMustard
BarbecueAndMustard's Notes
Please freestyle to this, or else I'm afraid the Barbecue Government will have to escort you out of your country and send you to the Valhalla International Torture Investigating Demonstrative Corporation (VITIDC). It's not as fun as it sounds. Also your food stamps and your license to purchase barbecue or any salad dressings/sauces will be confiscated.
Welcome to Vegas, this the barbecue capital
I'm waiting to see if you got the right anecdote
To fight the amount of overloaded shit
That comes out our mouths, barbecue don't quit
Pee pee, poo poo, you like it all up in here
My face is full of it, does it make me really queer
I just ran over a 900 pound male deer
My momma and my wife both call me dear
Yeah, i'm a rebel from Sturgis in a gated hood
My dad didn't give me the car I wanted
Oh no, I did something really really bad
Everyone, I'm sorry, I don't really have a dad
I'm a minion lover, I created Despicable Me
I own half of Illumination, you all look like me
Whoa my god, oh gosh are you insane
You look like Trae Young gave you no sloppy brain
Pushin out the womb with headphones on my head
I look like a grandma when she's dead
Yeah, the best color of mustard is red
Oh no, I'm gonna pull up on your ranch instead
Drink the ranch like it's that ball liquid
Oh yeah, I'm painting an image so vivid
Rey Mysterio gonna 619 Booyaka his bitch
Make my money stack up like that evil haha witch
Welcome to Vegas where money is capitalistic
The assets of a man tie to his liability flow
Stocks are underrated, StockX is overrated
Sonic the Hedgehog is stupid, he needs to be sedated
Huggy Wuggy fans are all under the age of 9
When I was 6, I thought Raven from TT was so fine
I just made the hit song today
It's called "Pinch the Booty and Have a Nice Day"
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BarbecueAndMustard
Member since July 26 2022