Strewth

old dirty bastard

rhyme disaster

blast your ass

ain't strapped for cash

I cashed my straps

and gave away my raps

willing myself to not be a villain

just something about making a killing

that makes one given to not giving a fuck

who gives a fuck about a buck

though that's only true today

there will be a day that's my skies grey

my stomach rumbling mind mumbling away

save fumbling trying find something to stay

 

As a child I've killed men who’ve hunted and raped children

Death was destiny I fulfilled them

Oracles and hillmen wished the best for me

I gave them lessons so they could hold the best of me

As I left to test the rest of me

No enemy yet has bested me

Wars are won eclectically

 

Where there's a must there's a musth

It's a bliss it's a rush when effort becomes

An enemy crushed

 

Mithridates oh friend and foe of hades

Tool of the ladies

What kills kings and soothes babies

Makes life or death out of maybes

Had you checking obits in the dailies

Hobbits with the Fae leaf

Call me mister tea

If graham young copped a plea

To then set fire to a metropolis

Escaped

Became a doctor and gave you a shot during a colonoscopy

 

Albino Caribou

You can't touch me

I'm in my Pippi Langstrumpfe stocking

Whatever they say I Seidr wrong

Bitch I'm Gone

With the wind

Skinheads forgot how to beat nazi skulls in

Cause it fell out of fashion

Leather jackets and lapels if you got cash

Moneys money from a punk fad fash or fascist

The clash of the classes

A horse race for asses

Joe shouted and moved masses

Joe strummed and everyone nodded out

Pill poppers hopping on city bound tram who've

Lost too many fucks to give a shit about a dam

Pleasure seekers hip to the new supply

You do and then you die if you don't you retry

Mothers and fathers asking why

Just something to do while time passes by

Sometimes we say goodbye