a dumb rap

 

Anything I attempt to do, the people will mock

Yet when I spit, the crowds will flock

They're sick of the shlock that's flooded hip hop and on my D they hopped

 

I only rap about the real shit, life, tree, and the struggle being me

Future Grammy nominee, hip hop hall of fame inductee

Fuckin a bitch who look like Angelina Jolie

I'm Brad Pitt, like a snake I constrict

Only the truth I emit, like the fish with a bait, you latched on and bit

Maybe Imma change up the script, the future's impossible to predict

What I'm I gonna do? Need some new shampoo to maintain this sexy hairdo

Losing my virginity, it's been long overdue, I'll pull off some crazy voodoo

Need the pussy like the panda needs bamboo

I'm seventeen, maybe Imma become a marine

Work at an office and be a cog in the corporate machine

Maybe sit in my basement, smoke some green, blast that Yung Lean

Shout out to Ween, hella good music when youre high on morphine

 

Maybe I'll do something with my life, like become a hip hop star

Gain the fat stacks, rich like Qatar, rap god like Kendrick Lamar

Maybe I'll just be living in my car, working at a mini-mart, spend my time getting piss drunk at the bar

My face bloodied, bruised, and scarred, as I steal food from someone's garden in their backyard

Restart, life is a journey with no regard, need light or you'll get lost in the dark

No matter who you are, stand by your heart

Work hard, follow your dreams, stay on the grind and get that cream

Go to 24 and chill in the steam, clear your head and feel serene

Stay positive if you wanna play on my team, be starting center like Kareem

or Hakeem the Dream, or Shareef-Abdur Rahim

Winning everything like Charlie Sheen, claw your eyes like Wolverine

We the champions like Queen, fly like the Ducks in Eugene

Your girl a cutie like a tangerine, shoot her with my laser beams

Her ass low like my self esteem, what the fuck does that even mean?