!Space!

So I guess I'm the only astronaut left in this lonely cosmos

And I ran out of fuel, fuck! Who can help me? Only Chronos

But instead of feeling sad and having a bad case of the sorrows

I ate tacos and thought, who'd win the league? Maybe the Broncos

So while I'm wasting time reminiscing scratching the metal

I had my first idea... make a pact with the devil

So I grabbed the bodies and stacked them in a pentagram

Nothing happened... thought it was my end then BAM!

Then sensed the pestilence all red right before me

I honestly thought he'd be chop me dead like Vorhees

"What do you want!? Why'd you summon me now!"

I'm sorry mister satan, I just wanna be out

"What like out in space?" No back at my place!

I haven't seen my dog, I don't remember his face!

Please sir just watch my back for about century

So much I wanna do like get blazed, lose virginity

"Okay shut the fuck up you're making me cry,

You can keep your life your soul's mine when you die"

So instantly I was flown back home on Satan's back

I promised to him there'd be no appreciation lack

So I had beers with my friends and did shit in the bar

And I left for home I got hit by a car

And satan came for me, and grabbed me in haste

And now I'm in hell, that fucking deal was a waste