The L-C - a friend like me (NEW ...
• Written by the-lyrical-cannibal
You've never had a friend like me
I'm always there for you no matter what
It's like a mother fuckin' love story
Are you down with the bromance?
I'm nowhere near in denial
You've just never had a friend like me
Never-mind the mother fuckin' jealousy
Our relationship is somehow equal to my partners
Now lemme tell you a friendly lil secret
Cause' you've never had a friend like me
A friend like me (a friend like me)
You've never had a mother fuckin' friend like me
Remember that one time you was crying?
You was with that one person you loved
Then the person you call scum walks in
Saying hello to you're other half
Then you got some suspicions
Like this was a mother fuckin' set up
You just wasn't convinced this was a coincidence
Until he actually made them laugh
Then suddenly a tear dripping down you're cheek
So i walked over knocked them out with a face plant
Maybe even the time that you had a bad feeling
You kept falling down so i picked you back up
Giving you advice and being all genuine
People said they didn't like me
Something to do with being full of bullshit
But you ignored every single word
Thank you for believing me home boy
But I'm afraid they was actually spot on
Now lemme explain some major pain
You're gon' take it on the chin or die by west side
You've never had a friend like me
I'm always there for you no matter what
It's like a mother fuckin' love story
Are you down with the bromance?
I'm nowhere near in denial
You've just never had a friend like me
Never-mind the mother fuckin' jealousy
Our relationship is somehow equal to my partners
Now lemme tell you a friendly lil secret
Cause' you've never had a friend like me
A friend like me (a friend like me)
You've never had a mother fuckin' friend like me
The time that guy you hated walked in
I paid him to make a move on her
See i knew cowards wouldn't do anything
It wasn't cowardly on my behalf
I'm just another human with feelings
The way i felt was ruthless
I was in complete control so don't worry
Being happy & positive is good right homie?
Fuckin' damn right It was a proper K.O
Just as a friend i just had to let you know
The day you broke up was also because of me
She's sat here right now with me
As i fuck you're bitch in the clit
Now she's about to mofo' cum
I'll educate her into the best ever lesson
But at the end of the day
I'm straight and this was a sexy opportunity
I rammed it hard straight up her fuckin' asshole
So as a friend please try to "understand homie!!"
You've never had a friend like me
I'm always there for you no matter what
It's like a mother fuckin' love story
Are you down with the bromance?
I'm nowhere near in denial
You've just never had a friend like me
Never-mind the mother fuckin' jealousy
Our relationship is somehow equal to my partners
Now lemme tell you a friendly lil secret
Cause' you've never had a friend like me
A friend like me (a friend like me)
You've never had a mother fuckin' friend like me
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the-lyrical-cannibal
Member since May 20 2022