Horse Love Song

Some people might call me crazy, but well, I am...

 

I own a lot of horses but, well one got the chorus today

Everyday except on a holiday I come to my hideaway,

Even on the holy day in my Chevrolet straightaway, I'll go,

My freind, Xena, never going ta leave ha,

Even if she's crazier than hurricane Catrina,

She's a fighter even worse than Hiroshima,

Sure she's a horse, but she's better than most,

If you ever dared to put her through a shredder to put her on a platter,

There's gonna be a massacre, like the unbiblical rapture

People hate her, cause she's crazy in the pasture,

Some people think I'm insane for saying this to ha,

But no I'm not crazy like Drake, 2poc or Lil. Wayne,

I do this only for Xena's sake,

That's why I wanna say to you,

 

Xena, I love youuuu, forever, I'll love you

Xena, I love youuuu, yes I do

 

Yeah a verse from the horse now,

Everybody says I'm the worse,

But I know a guy who sees the best in me,

Could have never foreseen it, loving a guy with the the carefree spirit

Yeah he never paid me with a carrot,

Take it back a couple years,

When things were simpler back in the day,

This young boy walked in on a Thursday,

Camouflage pants and a police hat, not looking like the cool cats,

Fast forward couple years won some awards, made Volunteer of the year,

Became staff and now I have to laugh that I didn't love him before,

Some days I wanna disobey him,

But he don't know I am only playing with him

Enough praising his awesome name,

OK finish it up and take me back to the refrain,

 

Xena, I love youuuu, forever, I'll love you

Xena, I love youuuu, yes I do

 

Yeah, one day got a call from my girlfriend, told me she died,

Ya I know you askin why this guy had a couple at the same time,

Na You don't understand I'm talkin bout my horse who met a bad end,

Yeah I know she goin to heaven thats a godsend,

She was a good horse, laying on her deathbed,

dying, she cried, thinking about me for the last time,

Nightmares of bloodshed, with a smelting plant everlasting,

I always knew I would outlast her,

She'll always be in my dreams, call her nightmare, no scare,

But even when she outta dare, she's always gonna be in my prayers.