Riding the lightning
• Written by willybobo
I’ve been riding
the lightning
and climbing
and finding
my writing
Exciting
igniting
dividing
dividends got my kid a Benz
I’m your schizo-Freind
listen Ben this bitches head is twitching when
are we gonna dump the body?
she was a total hotty
I hugged a blonde on a jumbotron
and I felt fucking naughty
rhyming is hard but I make it look easy
mayonnaise colored Yeezys
aerospace engineering
arrows with feathers nearing
my fucking dome why am I writing a poem
if as I create it new threats are appearing
I poked Pocahontas
we eloped in the Bahamas
enveloped in pajamas
and you know it was progress
for me, interracial, gave her a facial
4 cables 4 ropes 5 spasms orgasms
are fucking dope
I’m lucky the globe
is funky i groped
all of her bridesmaids
at right aid
I got a card with a note
it said let’s motorboat
under your overcoat
cause I’m on overload
because you are the total goat
shit I should buy a boat
then I could row
cross the seven seas
and a couple of roads
build bridges over water that’s troubled
bill bitches and then cauterize muffled
muffs that have struggled to get poked
I’ve been riding
the lightning
and climbing
and finding
my writing
Exciting
igniting
and shining
you have evoked the green gnome that
lives in my testicles and wants to become
thee pope. technical chemicals make me
technically a vegetable let’s pound on the lunch table
and spit rounds like there lunchables
let’s eat the beats up then eat the pizza
then greet the diva who lives beneath
lovely Rita meter maid so Bonita Sophia vergara couldn’t
hold a candle to this senorita.
stare at a cheetah that cheated with a zebra
living life la vida loca in Geneva
Spain on a riverbed my girl wants me to give her head
should I forgive her for all the books that she’s read?
she’s acquiring knowledge
but not allowed to go to college
because she’s my hostage
that I will acknowledge
I’ve been riding
the lightning
and climbing
and finding
my writing
Exciting
igniting
and shining
I’m
heartless and bondage
looks good on this blonde bitch
she makes my rod twitch
(Hello waiter! yes I’ll have the codfish)
they be flying this dork to fancy resorts
sid and Nancy for sport
hid a handiknife for the blood sacrifice bud
that was wise because I can then taxiderm her
and make her my wife.
take her to live airings of drive
with Ryan gosling or party of five.
or make it 6, 7 for shits and giggles
my pickle has wrinkles and shit.
rhyming is hard but I make it look easy
mayonnaise colored yeezys
while ye basically leaves me to learn to love Hitler
I guess my beliefs be under the gun
it’s a hundred and one ways to leave your lover
and Kanye was fun but as Paul Simon
said the writing is on the wall
I’m still riding the lightning til the thunder calls.
I’ve been riding
the lightning
and climbing
and finding
my writing
Exciting
igniting
and shining
I’m doing
The right thing
I’m done.
-Whoosh-
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About the Artist
willybobo
Member since September 29 2022