The L-C vs mario (part - 1)

(Me)

So mario tell me a story, anything about you're life

You're enemies or adventures, who's you're allies?

Like friends and foes, I'd love to know this

Isn't you're best friend you're bro? is it the famous wee G?

 

(Mario)

W w w w-well o-ok, m m m m-mamma m m-ia

There's not much to say, b b-but here we mofo' g g-o

 

(Me)

Yes excellent bro, i can't wait, i bet it's so cool homie

So tell me, what's the story of mario and luigi?

 

(Mario)

K k k k k-kay, his name clearly isn't w w w w-wee G

P p-please get this right, cause' his n n-name is l l l-luigi

I beg my m m-moustache, i i-i m-mean luigi

We're Italian, so p-pardon my f f f f-rench

We j j-jump on t-turtles, having l-l l l-lots of m m-mushrooms

Our e e-enemy is bowser, he's a a a-a d d-dinosaur

He's p p-pure evil, a a-lways d-disturbing the the-the peace

Our m-mission is simply, help rescue da da-the princess

We'll stop at n n-nothing, c-collecting a p-power u-up

So don't under e-estimate us, we'll protect our p p p p-peach

 

(Me)

Wait hold on, so you jump on mother fuckin' turtles?

Make a mike tyson punch out mod on mario bro

Eating magic mushrooms is kind of crazy for a game

Bowser sounds cool, i just don't get this shit

The princess is a peach?, ok this sounds fucked up mate

Ok I'm so confused mario, please fuckin' explain this bro

 

(Mario)

Ok that's j-just mean, you can't c-call the p-princess

I i-i'd do a-anything for her, our "precious" p-peach

L-luigi h-help m-me, he's a a s-so stupid s-sometimes

This isn't a g-game, the the-this is my whole l-life

N-no b-bowsers evil, i i-i m-mean b b n-no i mean bowser

Argh this is k-killing me, please s-stop with the qu-questions

O o o-oh n n n n-no, wh-what the fuck is this?

Yyyeeeaaahhh b-bitch, "LLLUUUUIIIGGGIIII!"