crazy for money

crazy for money

crazy for money

cra-aazy for money

craaa-zy for money

crazyyyy for money

crazy for money

 

 

hmmhhhhmmm hmmm yo this is me my tune

 

im like a beast looking for meet like a vegetarian looking for an veggie option

at veggie house

 

yo marrie had a little lamb the fucker was broke she sold the bastard and ended

up more broke like me mother fucking monkey in a tree, just a lonely boy looking

for a mate, mainly money idolizes Eminem wants to meet him rap along side him

he far fetches his dreams when 1 direction went out he knew it was possible

still, far fetched a rapper that cant rap his lyrics are whack his life is crap,a school

boy always in trouble tryna freestyle on corners trys to be a scooter boy cant be

bothered rap is his true dream people laugh at him and make fun of him, best friend

moves always wants to be that cool kid even if it means acting like a dick being a

prick people walk past him and give him a kick all he does is write rhymes, all

night after homework sometimes go to the skate park on a wednesday always getting

called gay all he can do is pray.

 

 

chorus

 

I'm the one with the needs not like them that are retarded mentally i got important

needs all those assholes have special needs of a set of balls and a dick and grow

pill to take instead of the happy pills and the weed the cocaine and the needles

cade how long till you get the aids probably 2 years tops get em in prison and out

 

I tell Eminem all my main page my twitter page is full, this guy is cool but all these

cocks are screwed.

they never ask me how my day went, imma tell them last week my mate moved a

shoved the bully into the doors went to the cleaners closet and got the broom and

shoved it up his ass and asked me if it hurt couldnt understand him sounded like

 

linsey lohan with anthrax on her tampons, and now every day im dropping bombs,

the school is mine and now everybody opens me the doors even the teachers repect

me i got punche din the face pulled out a gun and shot him in the knee cocked

the pistol again shoved it up his ass and shot now he is in hospital getting a new

rectum.

 

chorus

 

im taking revenge and no more needing money i get a job as a lawyar without an

education or a college degree now he just walk in and they offer him a job and

the first time in his life, he dont need it he got 3 jobs 2 part time and 4 offers he

gets payed for not coming he got all these jobs and hes useless in each one this

rhyme is shit coz he dont have an english education goin back to school to get it

barely knows about limericks, rhyme or even language, he got an A+ in french

but only an A in english.

 

chorus x2

So each mutha fucker who dis me remeber not to mess for long, just keep

to this rhyme and remember im one day gonna be 50 cent and eminem and dre

we can be the quado.