The L-C - rickoshay westside ret...

Lara is climbing up a huge cliff

It doesn't look very stable to be honest

She's struggling to climb up

Keeps on losing her mother fuckin' grip

But no she remains hanging on tight right?

Of course she mother fuckin' does

It's starting to thunder & lightning

A storm is about to start up

Lara looks down at the very rough looking sea

It's a very long way down to fall homie

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)

 

Lara eventually climbs up the cliff

Seein' a huge shadow in the distance

It looked like a mother fuckin' pirate ship

So she looked through her binoculars

After seein' that she was right about it

Lata decided to get a move on

There probably looking for the golden artifact

She has to hurry up now before they arrive

But there's only one but major problem

She has no mother fuckin' clue where it is

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)

 

The pirates are getting closer every 10 minutes

Lara walks over a very thin ledge

Running then mother fuckin' jumpin'

Straight off the god damn cliff

Swingin' a rope towards a thick branch

Jammed high up between 2 solid rocks

Then she swings across to the other side

Sliding down a huge dangerous slippery rocky slope

Falling Inside a hole between the rocks

Then hitting her head on a rock

Passing out for 20 minutes before wakin' back the fuck up

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)

 

The pirates had finally reached the shore

Just about to lay their anker down into the water

When they spotted a rope caught on a mini tree stump

They knew somebody else was trying to ruin there plans

Lara peeped through a little hole in the rocks

Hearin' the terrifying name of blackbeard the pirate

Noticin' she dropped her bag into the sea

Blackbeard looked inside and found her ID

Some girl called lara croft A-K-A tomb raider

So blackbeard sent out his pirate army

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)

 

They searched everywhere but couldn't find anything'

Lara was using her stealth by sneakin' around

Taking them out 1 by 1 very secretly

Without even getting seen or caught

Moving all of there mother fuckin' bodies

Leaving no traces of evidence proof or D-N-A

But blackbeards presence was scary

She didn't trust herself getting too close to him

So she tried keepin' her distance much as possible

Although the other dumb pirates was easy to deal with

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)

 

Lara saw the pirates getting back into the ship

Clearly there was no artifacts hidden here

So she tried sneakin' out of the cave very quietly

Climbin' onto a very thin platform above her

Then using another rope to swing to the other side again

Until a cannon shot straight through the wall

Knockin' lara flyin' into the mother fuckin' air

Landin' painfully way below into the sea

Wakin' up tied up face to face with the legendary blackbeard

Sailin' somewhere in his mythical pirate ship

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)

 

She become his mother fuckin' workin' slave

Gettin' slapped around & forced to sell her body

She kept on refusin' so she kept gettin' punished

Kept in the below deck without food or water

Hardly any sleep fearin' for her god damn life

Locked up and trapped in mother fuckin' chains

She finally gave into workin' for him

But she refused any alcohol drugs and sex

Of course she got into scraps heatin' up pirates

But blackbeard was just way too strong a y'all

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)