The L-C - rickoshay westside ret...

one of the pirates fell asleep outside her room

Where she was bein' kept as a prisoner

There was a tiny gap between the door and the wall

So lara took some thin rope from out of her bra

Then pulled a hook from out of her ass with a big fart

The pirate woke up for a second briefly mumblin'

Then he falls back asleep within 2 seconds

So lara uses the hook to attach it to the wire

Slippin' it through the gap and hookin' his key

She ends up breakin' out & mother fuckin' escapin'

Lara runs around the ship takin' out a couple of pirates

Runnin' towards the plank & grabbin' a rope from the floor

Jumpin' and swingin' it towards the nearest nearby tree

Just before they was about to dock the boat

Then she starts mother fuckin' swingin'

From 1 tree to the next for about 1 minute

A tree accidentally snaps just after she lands on the grass

It was a really close call to be honest

Blackbeard started to shoot his cannons

The cliff starts mother fuckin' breakin'

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)

 

Lara runs as the ground begins to fall apart

Slowly crumblin' underneath her quick feet

Jumpin' in different directions to avoid the gaps

Slidin' straight down a hill as the land snaps in half

This tiny little island just couldn't take anymore damage

Lara sees 5 sharks in the water near by

So she runs for it jumpin' on them like steppin' stones

Simply just runnin' across them like it's nothin'

One shark jumps up and only just misses her leg

Lara continues to runnin' up another hill all y'all

The cannons are obviously gettin' alot closer

Blackbeard is now extremely fuckin' angry

But lara refuses to get back on this dangerous ship

Now some pirates start climbin' up towards her

So she throws a couple of solid rocks at them

Knockin' them straight down into the sea

Then lara makes another run for it

She's just runnin' in circles though

Now she can't go any further because of the land slide

Blackbeard appears right behind her everybody

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)

 

He punches lara in the stomach knockin' her out

Takin' her hostage one more time

Vowin' to punish her severely for it

His pirate clan was mother fuckin' cheerin'

They set sail and started dancin'

All of the pirates put a song on using instruments

Mostly skulls with skeleton fingers

Either that or the sound of there gun & cannons

Not realising there wastin' alot of ammoniation

Then they all started mother fuckin' singin'

Blackbeards parrot finally returned from a mission

Bringin' him a 24 carrot gold bottle of rum

He just knew he could count on his parrot bird "parrot beard"

Blackbeard had a sip then fell onto the floor smilin'

Lookin' at lara through the door & makin' up a song

Whistlin', spinnin', twistin', clappin' & mother fuckin' laughin'

Lara joined in for a brief second makin' him smile

He stupidly unlocks the door to let her out

Thinkin' she's gon' just forgive him for this shit

Apologizin' for basically fuckin' everythin'

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)

 

Lara looks into his eyes before makin' a run for it

She sees nothin' but loneliness and sadness

She has a little dance with him & shares a moment with him

Gettin' slapped in the face then locked back the fuck up

He clearly wasn't drunk enough to be stupid

Lara was just about to make her escape

It looks like pirates can just sense this

The next minute a huge tidel wave hit the ship

Everybody starts shoutin' & panickin'

The whole boat was mother fuckin' rock-in'

Lara realised the door wasn't even locked

So he was actually pissed up afterall

Clearly his brain functions for 2 seconds

Then he must've just completely zoned out & forgot

There's water all over the place now

Lara took out another 2 big lookin' pirates

Snappin' there necks from behind them

Then another huge wave hit the ship

It actually damaged it this time a lil bit

Knockin' everybody mother fuckin' flyin'

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)

 

They entered a huge cave Inside of a massive mountain

A huge kraken appears from out of nowhere

Blackbeard is shootin' his cannons at it

The remainin' pirates was shootin' there guns

Throwin' knifes, fire bombs and mother fuckin' everythin'

It was damagin' the creature but only slightly

It picked up 8 pirates at once & kept on squeezin'

Lata grabbed a rope attachin' it to the cave ceilin'

Ran straight towards the plank & jumped very high

Backflippin' then started mother fuckin' swingin'

Lara swung around all over the place

Avoidin' the krakens big huge scary lookin' tentacles

Includin' water bein' spat towards her

The kraken can't seem to catch her though

As it unleashes it's octopus squid like ink

Lara was blind and couldn't see anything'

But she took 1 last swing takin' a huge lucky risk

With no other choice but to throw a stolen knife

Straight into its eye as she swings towards the ship

Not bein' able to see but only just fuckin' landin' this shit

Blackbeard throws water over her face

Starts to rub laras eyes for her

She finally regains her vision again thankin' him

They look towards the now really pissed off monster kraken

Then they looked towards eachother

They both smiled asif they were lovin' this shit

The pirates stood behind them singin' a song

As this kraken started to grab hold of the boat

Then suddenly the world serpent takes it out easily

Then vanished just as quick as it appeared homie

 

Climbin' up a huge cliff (a huge cliff)

A storm is brewin' (yeah a storm is brewin')

Thunderin' & lightnin' (yeah thunderin' & lightnin')

Seein' somethin' in the distance (somethin' in the distance)

It's a big scary pirate ship (yeah a big lookin' scary pirate ship)

Runnin' for her life (runnin for her life)

Using her mother fuckin' stealth (her mother fuckin' stealth)

Takin' them out 1 by 1 (yeah takin'them out 1 by 1)

Things are goin' wrong (things are goin' wrong)

Now imprisoned on his ship (on his mother fuckin' ship!!)