THE ROAST

Boy if you do not shut yo stinking bunny rabbit

Yo granny fell out of her casket

Yo future daughter wanted to be ratchet

Yo mama beats you with a Easter basket

Head ass up boy

When you were a baby yo mama was breast feeding you

But instead of milk a goddamn laser came out that when you

Drink it you will think

That you are a obese discord mod

Shut yo biggie cheese

Crippled knees

I eat chicken at lees

I play with bees

My dog is filled with 2000 fleas

Head ass up boy

Yo ass thought if you would get bit by a spider

You will turn into spider man

Boy you left yo plate under yo bed full of food

2 million cockroaches ate up the food and used the

Plate as a whole dance floor

Boy you thought C4 was a calculator to count how many

Bedbugs are on your bed

The lice buys furniture to live in your hair

You drunk beer and thought you was a superhero

Yo dad is a WWE superstar and he got body slammed

Down the stairs by

Yo ex who keep spiders in her mouth

Boy you thought blue koolaid was shield juice from Fortnite

When you pooped in the toilet yo mom was like

He pooped in the toilet for the first time

When it was picture day at yo school

The guy that takes pictures skipped yo ass

Because he thought yo ass

Was a ugly ass stinky musty panda

Boy get yo big lips

No drip

Yo granny was karate kicked

Head ass on boy