one hundret time cool

The Tale of My Muscular Doctor Lawyer (A Ballad BY:ARIANA )

 

 

It began on a pointy Thursday night:

I was the most exciting pilot around,

He was the most muscular doctor.

 

He was my lawyer,

My muscular lawyer,

My doctor.

 

We used to chuckle so well together,

Back then.

We wanted to giggle together, around the world,

We wanted it all.

 

But one night, one pointy night,

We decided to giggle too much.

Together we spanked bottom.

It was meaty, so meaty.

 

From that moment our relationship changed.

He grew so grubby.

 

And then it happened:

 

Oh no! Oh no!

 

He sniffed goth.

Alas, goth!

My lawyer sniffed goth.

It was quiet, so quiet.

 

The next day I thought my tummy had broken,

I thought my cheek had burst into flames,

(But I was actually overreacting a little.)

 

But still, he is in my thoughts.

I think about how it all changed that night,

That pointy Thursday night.

 

My cheek... ouch!

When I think of that muscular doctor,

That muscular doctor and me.