Stevie & Ray's Random Rants Theme

Yo, listen up, it's time to get in the know

About Stevie and Ray, hosts of this dope show

Stevie's bald with a beard, and a belly that's fat

Empathetic and oversensitive, he's cool like that

 

Ray never takes his hat off, his hair's a mystery

Rumors say it's like a Friar from the Capuchin monastery

He's got a big belly too, bigger than Stevie's, that's a fact

Works in construction, thinks Radler's real beer, that's that

 

But when their random friend comes to visit this pair

He's in for a treat, they've got lots to share

They want nothing more than to reunite with their girls

And on this podcast, they'll shake up your world

 

So sit back, relax, and enjoy the ride

Stevie and Ray are here, let's turn up the vibe!