How to make a rap song (change t...

Wanna make people say youre da shit

well follow these steps and make a rap hit

 

First off u gotta brag about the money you get

Then talk about all the pretty bitches you got wet

then u gotta cuss and use strong language

and use street terms so the hood understands it

like dime, dope, fresh, one time

put it over a beat and make it rhyme

U gotta degrade women talk shit bout bitches

u gotta be violent talk about killing all the snitches

last but not least u gotta talk about weed

or any other drugs like coke or ecstasy

 

if you follow these steps then you will do just fine

let me lay down an example in case your bitch step out of line

 

My name is Dave KU$H I'm the gangster on this beat

This is one you can play hanging out on the street

Sitting with your homies smoking weed getting high

the lye got us trying to fly we're praying all our enemies die

My message to the haters is even though you hate

while you listen to this song i take your girlfriend on a date

i wont spend money on her im like adnan januzaj

and i fuck on the first date she better give up that vaj

I got racks on racks on racks on racks my wallet fatter than al capone

these stacks on motahfuckin stacks on stacks ill spend them all before im grown

rap skills i hone as i spit over tracks

like an addict thats fiending for his next hit of crack

this dope rhyme is a tool that will help you understand

you are a fool if you think im out of hand

ill show you out of hand, if you try to make a stand

money in my pockets tucked inside a rubber band

yo ill introduce your girlfriend's pussy to my fucking gland

fuck bitches fuck rules fuck the police

if you fuck everybody then there'll never be peace

so fuck peace too im doing me on this track

and its on my mixtape so you know it isn't wack

don't think i forgot cos there's something weighing me down

bags of weed in my pockets weighing at least a pound

they're worth at least a grand, tucked up in bands

you know the only way we do it is pass the weed by hand

but only to your left

i know i said fuck rules but these ones are the best

herb ettiquete something you all gotta learn

dont get burned just burn this herb while i earn

 

when you see me you run

its like you owe me money

when i see u i laugh

cos i think it's kinda funny

that i fucked your bitch i put it in her ass hole

then i left her all alone and i went to smoke a bowl

she loves smoking bones yeah you know word is bond

shes a pretty dime told her she should work in porn

i gave her some tips then i gave her my tip

small condom didn't fit so i put on big KRIT

now while i talk shit over this nice track

kids are listening saying dave's a mac

i say there's nothing to it this rap game's a knack

while their girlfriends wanna lick my left ballsack

i know its unacceptable but kids are susceptible

to what they hear on this track mysogenistic and terrible

my flow is explosive and usually unconventional

like herbs its medical like beef its edible

girls find it sensual they know im heterosexual

it may be unethical and may be regrettable

but its real and its me so that means its textual

and after hearing this shit you'll say its unforgettable

 

I blow some many trees im the slut of the forest

my name is dave F no gimmicks im honest

not closeted im the best so fuck being modest

my raps are disgusting they'll make you wanna vomit

my raps are the oddest and you are a novice

if you talk shit i'll tank you like thomas

im flawlessly dope i dont work in an office

i write rhymes in my room commit crimes cos im lawless

rich orthodontist my songs will leave you astonished

perform them then collect profit for my pockets

ive got a rocket your dick is the smallest

this is a rap bitch dont ask for a sonnet

if this was a contest id win lets be honest

my raps are the rawest im like a prophet

and if you love this shit then don't ask for more of it

fuck it im done i killed it im on it