Mayor

Mayor:

Hello world

you feeling connected

unified

well better undo that

coz I’m a twat

bringing in fact stacks

by the end of this rap you’ll be hating

hatred is what I enjoy creating

I aint no angel, everyone has their price

and I’ll sell you out twice as fast than I dish out advice

I’m the stinger at the table, the archangel

 

been rebelling since I was thirteen

all over the scene

smashed heads in by the time I was fourteen

pushing drugs by the time I was fifteen

a killing machine by sixteen

big, bad and mean, dressed in skinny jeans

a natural criminal

behaviourally irrational

known internationally

hail to the king

take a swing

see where it gets ya

I’ll cut up your mum

stomp on your face like gum

or worse yet I could introduce you to my man knight who comes in the night

you can’t fight

when it comes to conflict with us your options are flight or flight

 

I’m not bling bling, more cha-ching cha-ching

I’m the original bad-boy, move over em

they’ll never put me on minster.fm

my morals are grey

I mean I should probably use some rubber with your wife

but fuck it, this is life

better start hailing

or you’ll find you organs failing

and your body leaking

I’m the king bitch

took off without a hitch

Life.. it’s like a wife, only good if they’re not a bitch

The party never ends, even if you wake up in a ditch, just shake yourself off

Don’t come to my parties? You don’t know what your missing, I just saw two girls kissing

So let’s not fool around, play it cool

I’m like Mr T on coke, I find you inane.. I’m insane

 

I use toddlers for target practice

pissed on a baptist

such malice is only present when you have 100% madness !!!!

satanic saturdays, evil without practice

you can't ignore this

that'd be taking the piss

been rebelling since I was thirteen

all over the scene

smashed heads in by the time I was fourteen

pushing drugs by the time I was fifteen

a killing machine by sixteen

Knight understands, I'm just a sick teen

bringing down a blight, it's utterly shite to fight

against your mayor, nightmare

 

I’m not bling bling, more cha-ching cha-ching

I’m the original bad-boy, move over em

they’ll never put me on minster.fm

my morals are grey

I mean I should probably use some rubber with your wife

but fuck it, this is life

better start hailing

or you’ll find you organs failing

and your body leaking

I’m the king bitch

took off without a hitch

Life.. it’s like a wife, only good if they’re not a bitch

The party never ends, even if you wake up in a ditch, just shake yourself off

Don’t come to my parties? You don’t know what your missing, I just saw two girls kissing

So let’s not fool around, play it cool

I’m like Mr T on coke, I find you inane.. I’m insane