COOLRAP38

Came from nothing

Now I still am nothing (what?)

 

Feel like im stuck in a rut

Where did my braincells go did they get clear cut

And they told me to trust my gut

Well I did and now im covered in blood n guts

No I didn't murder someone im just a klutz

Fell with a knife and made a little cut (ow)

Not on me just on that guys nuts (ahhh)

Called the police and I walked away with a strut

Away from here so I took the bus (vroom)

Craved a beer so I hooked a russ (привет)

Told him to make a fake ID don't worry aint no rush

Im over 18 its just that the police adjust

To my shopping spree stealing from toysrus

Steal from the kids n avoid arrest (weewoo)

Guess im #blessed just kidding feel a little pressed

So ancient I write with papyrus (sans?!?)

Feels like an oppressed contest

What the hell did you just adress me

Adressed? Are you a racist.

Feel stressed so I took a shot of hennes-...

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Feel like all eyes on me

Cant preform though so their eyes all bleed

You follow rules but I call it a creed

I never read indeed so my

Iq is so low I have negative seed

Honestly its practically guaranteed

When I turn up to a sperm bank they reject me

I guess its not a charity

I wanted some interest though for posterity

Literally

Unpopular because of my vulgarity

Or maybe just my unpopularity (insightful)

Pop a bottle lean on a tree

Just kidding its all clear cut does your ass even listen to me?

Listening is part of my identity of me

But it has to stop one day because of

Entropy o gee since the way I see

We already arrived at your funeral

X you out like a roman numeral (sorry)

 

Thats a ten because your a ten out of ten :) (amen!)

Free my boy myself, im locked in the pen

Not british but I hold the pen

Just kidding so british I call cops patrol men

I siphon gas so call me petrol man (slurp)

It has lead in it though so I gotta get a marrow scan (wrrr)

 

Nevermind... bin it (im so british)

I hate british people so much I see them near a door (nevermind)

I lock myself in it

They come at me with a shiv I say bring it

And if you ask why I do this i'll never admit it

But I hate how they talk innit

Its not innivative innit

Come on give me my 5 minutes

blud?

Oh sorry back to the blood

The police caught me they knew that ID was a dud

The guy I stabbed tackled me so hard I swear I just got mugged

I guess I misjudged

But the court unfortunately did have a judge

5 years max security repentance

I'll do it to myself I feel so bad I deserve this penance

Don't worry in 5 years you'll see my ascendance

But right now my brain is so fried I can't even finish this sentenc-...