Crook Hook
• Written by ghostedandaperiod
I fuck autistic kids (yea)
I buy them for a high bid
yeah this is something the law forbids
but just loving screwing em kids
going so fast they think I'm a cryptid
got nordvpn you know I'm encrypted
this shi' go so hard and yet its unscripted
edp ain't got nothing on me
I so slick chris hansen could never catch me
lock up all the kids with my church key
to the kids I'm as scary as a banshee
catching kids as fast as elmo can count to 3
such a master in this shi' I got a degree
my only recognizable feature's a goatee
selling them kids and I make some rupees
cut them up like some swiss cheese
after all this they gonna have crohn's disease
stick them in a room full to the brim with bees
put em in the fridge gonna make them flash freeze
make them sleep with their own feces
I'm just a nice guy with nothing to hide
just don't come inside my house
I swear theres no kids tied up inside
please don't come in or you'll hear the crys
I promise its all legal they never resist
when I see a kiddo it makes me reminisce
when you say I'm a bad person I'm not okay with this
when it comes to my music all I make are hits
all I let them eat are grits
spread em apart call it the banana splits
when I stream on Twitch all I get are bits
cook 'em up like nuggets call it the mckids
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ghostedandaperiod
Member since July 17 2023